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riguren · 2 hours

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things to say to bugs when science finally unlocks the secrets of human-bug communication:

im not hurting you i am taking you to a safe place

do you eat weird crumbs cause i found some im willing to share

you can bite me if you want but id rather be no-bite friends

i like your big colorful eyes, very stylish

please dont crawl into my sleeves

(sings a duet with a cricket)

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riguren · 2 hours

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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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riguren · 2 hours

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was lamenting the fact that my eczema is flaring up when the thought "the itcher" popped into my head fully formed and unprompted and now i can't stop laughing

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riguren · 2 hours

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bees?

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riguren · 18 hours

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Had the funniest experience earlier of my swiftie coworker putting the new white girl breakup songs™️ album on the speaker at work and the moment she left the room long enough for her phone to disconnect from Bluetooth our older coworker immediately put on 10 hours of relaxing tibetan flute music instead and we all collectively sighed in relief

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riguren · 2 days

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riguren · 3 days

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a short thread i did on that other site highlighting some possibly forgotten details and features in x & y since it's been 10 years and not everyone went through like every nook and cranny of these games like i did back then

#x and y my beloved

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riguren · 4 days

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STOP eating salads because you want to get Skinny✋🚫 START eating salads because theyre yumby plate of leafs ✅🥗

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riguren · 4 days

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sometimes.

sometimes i feel the tangible weight of my decision to play FFXIV as a liscenced character from a completely unrelated series.

just sometimes.

#been a fan of ff for a while #never played ffxiv though

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riguren · 4 days

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You have one super power: The ability to know without fail what the truth is to any asked question. You planned to help the world as a super hero. It took you six hours for the government to declare you public enemy number one and the most deadly super villain alive.

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riguren · 4 days

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"you can't reclaim the f slur" well YOU'LL never reclaim the ACCURSED SCEPTER! NYEAH HEH HEH HEARGH *vaporizes you with the accursed scepter*

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riguren · 5 days

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I hope someone hasn't done this yet