I meed more of this

“Rumor has it that superstar auror Harry Potter finally agreed to pose for the now famed November issue of The Quibbler only if a certain amount of the month’s proceeds went to charity.”

I fucking love this

All Malfoy's are Bottoms. Discuss.

Umm duh. A whole generation of blond twinks and they’re tops?? we know they bottoming 24/7, or they are disowned. It’s in their nature. Because if you think that Narcissa doesn’t own that strap-on you’re very very very wrong.

Someone fire tumbridge please

I am forever ashamed of myself after finding out that I was following a blog that endorsed violence and guns. I'm gonna go sit on a corner before anyone tell me to.

In the Quiet Tones of Night (Detail), 2015 - Lindsey Kustusch

I'm sorry if I ever followed any drarry tumblr, it was never my intention

I picked up a worm, and it wrote something in my hand with a tiny pencil. Unfortunately it was too small to read. An autograph? A spell? An angry note?

REBLOG IF NAZIS OFFEND YOU MORE THAN NIPPLES.

why the hell are we still on this stupid website

I mean this isn’t the only thing on my blog that was flagged but…really tumblr? 

Zuko: ponytail.  Tumblr: head titty. 

Everybody is standing with their blog until the very 17th like brave sinking ship captains.

Meanwhile this boy nuked his NSFW blog because he's too proud to see it get nuked by tumblr lol.

If that doesn't spell Slytherin I don't know what does 🐍

Have you anything to say for yourself, @staff?

staff You are recommending that I follow a nazi blog I blocked last night. Your site promotes anti-semitism to Jews. Your site shoves Nazi Swastikas in the faces of Jews. It’s bad enough that the Nazi blogs seem to be sprouting up like weeds on a site that claims to have an anti-hate policy, but to actively promote them to people who have taken the steps of blocking these blogs is beyond the pale. Clean this place up. It’s turning into Stormfront. I encourage everyone who sees this post, Jewish or otherwise, to reblog it. Tumblr has been ignoring the growth of Nazism on this site for too long. It needs to end.

NSFW My cleavage is too pronounced

HA!

how much do i have to zoom in on a pic of my elbow before it gets flagged

Guys GUYS! You wanna get back at tumblr for banning and deleting NSFW pages?

Go to their app store page and change your rating to one star ⭐

I know the apple app store doesn't have it anymore but you're like me and have android then do just that.

@staff deleting all porn while ignoring blogs promoting violence, bigotry, and hate speech