I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid
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⚠️ National Alert
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this constant discrimination against us sex-havers needs to stop. you throw condoms at me and go "hey wetdick!" "bet you got some today wetdick!" "don't leave it in there too long it'll get pruned!" am i not a human being. if you cut me do i not bleed
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If i was a gay male whenever my girl friends come down the stairs in a gown id say oh my goddess in the softest voice you can imagine and itll light up their day and make all of us squee but im a woman whos attracted to women so ill just build them a chair or whatever im supposed to do. #BUTCHES WHO SQUEE
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having a crush is so mortifying. yes i want you so bad and yes thinking about you makes me sick. someone needs to beat me on the head with a hammer
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i play with my friends and i smile. and it’s fucking happy. reblog if you play
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tiny hearts generate above my head when i think of u
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tiny hearts generate above my head when i think of u
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tiny hearts generate above my head when i think of u
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tiny hearts generate above my head when i think of u
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tiny hearts generate above my head when i think of u
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tiny hearts generate above my head when i think of u
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tiny hearts generate above my head when i think of u
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tiny hearts generate above my head when i think of u
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i am a loser in ways you can’t even wrap your head around
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“sync your contacts” i’d rather be waterboarded to death actually tysm tho
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