so trans people should just be allowed to murder whoever they want?

your brain could revolve inside a peanut shell for a thousand years without touching the sides

there needs to be a gender neutral word for niece/nephew that a) doesnt make explicit reference to them being your siblings kid b) doesnt sound fucking stupid

made a cup of tea and remembered it while it was still warm who wants me

& yeah i started a rumor at school that your dad had a worm coming out of his ear

Mr beast give me 100k or i jump

Never understood the collective vehement resentment of small talk lol i hate the painful grind of small talk as much as the next person but i think id rather shrivel up and die than be denied nuggets of joy found in standing in an elevator and having a middle aged woman compliment my nails or bonding fleetingly with a cafegoer over the city's temperamental weather it's so integral to nurturing & cultivating the soul i think

the baddest bitch i fumbled? myself

I got too excited while playing chess and told my opponent that I was going to slit his throat and slaughter him like a hog. something to work on for next time

there should be a socially acceptable way to say "im not sure what to say to that. can you say something different"

anyone else destroying and betraying themselves for nothing 🤣

she let me hit cause of my sad eyes and soul deep paranoia

I got my tetanus shot we can play polearms again

every film maker should have one thing in mind: will this be a good gif?

Check out this CD I burned. (Puts it in my car radio and plays it and it's just a medium quality recording of you coughing)

thats it. your ass is going to general settings -> filtering

Losing or Doing poorly in a video game is morally reprehensible

while you were hypersleeping

(alts under cut)