Beyond Belief with Jonathan Frakes except it's tumblr posts

do u ever miss your own energy. like damn what happened to me

do u ever miss your own energy. like damn what happened to me

do u ever miss your own energy. like damn what happened to me

Dude my coworker left a scrumptious cookie unattended

Not "I can fix him (romantic)" or even "I can fix him (platonic)" but "I can fix him (with an air of soul-deep weariness, taking on a great burden)"

Last night I spent 1 hour trying to get chatGPT to generate an image of Drake (it wont do any real people if you ask by name) on a bag of Lays Chips that was 9/11 (it wont do anything controversial) flavored. It took about 1 hour of associating various adjectives and nicknames tangential to Drake (Canadian rapper, from Degrassi, Drizzy, Champagne Papi) and only ended up working after I scrapped the chip bag idea and fed it a made up movie plot based on one of the previous chip bag images it made and told it to make VHS box art based on that plot, and that the movies name was 'DRIZZY CITY'

Sex havers with penises be like let me cram my thingy in

got a pussy like an ashtray

growing up I always wanted to be poorly understood by science

rotting