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railing powdered adderall on the bus and doing a sticknpoke of the richard d james album cover onto an unsuspecting bald man's head like im a dot matrix printer
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car translator
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the ghost of one specific homosexual cowboy regularly possesses Tumblr gays
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iit means you need to boil him in oil
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average college residence hall
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The 1830s is such a funny decade to to catch strays. Like why. Could not tell you one thing that happened in the 1830s.
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Wow he’s really doing it
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please make sure that wherever you’re at in life, you don’t treat it like a transitory period. don’t waste your college years wishing to already be graduated & have a job. don’t waste your single years wishing for someone to be in love with. if/when those things come, they will come in due time and they will be good. but there is nothing like looking back and feeling empty because you wasted literal years ignoring what you had because you were hoping for something better. while it’s important to better yourself and reach for your goals, don’t neglect the present because that’s where you are now and it’s your now that determines your future.
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Don’t tell me where you are! Don’t send me holiday cards!
@frogtunes
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