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Actually, which Holiday Mascots do you think you could kick the ass of?
Christmas Jesus was notably non violent and got nailed to a 2x4/Santa seems like he would be expecting it, Easter ears that big are an easy grapple/tearing target, Earth Day would be hard but I can pop off like a captain planet villian if needed. Hanukkah & Kwanza are candles I'm pretty sure so that seems pretty straightforward. Presidents' Day cause most of them are dead same goes for St Patrick's Day MLK day and Columbus Day. New years day is a baby and I could kill a baby if I had to they are known for being weak and defenseless. I'd fail fathers day and mothers day cause I love my folks. Labor Day and Veterans Day would be hard because it's a whole fuck ton of people. I have eaten turkey before and I think I could 1v1 one for Thanksgiving. Hope this helps.
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revscarecrow 11 hours
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I don't think other anon thought about just how exploitable going back thirty minutes into the past would be. Oh no, I just spent a thousand dollars on scratch-off lottery tickets and didn't come out ahead! Oh wait, no I didn't. Now just wait half an hour and try again at a different store.
But you go back in time 30 minutes and can't use it again for 30 minutes which is just allowing you to relive the same 30 minutes until you get it right. Cause once 30 minutes is up you are back at the time that you reset and can reset again if you still fucked it up.
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revscarecrow 11 hours
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Do you think you could beat the Easter Bunny in a fight?
The Easter bunny is serving time for Rico charges involving tax fraud. Bitch atrophied like hell in prision.
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revscarecrow 11 hours
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You look like Sweet Bro from SBAHJ
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revscarecrow 1 day
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Which of these 2 Powers would you choose?
Traveling EXACTLY 30 Minutes into the past (Not more, not less and you have to wait 30 Minutes to reuse the power)
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The Ability to make people instantly shit themself? (You can choose who shit themself but they need to be in viewing distance. You can't use the power on a screen but you can use binoculars and scopes to improve your FOV)
The 30 minute thing. Have you ever quick saved in a video game just to slug someone in the face? It's pure joy.
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revscarecrow 1 day
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What do you think of Catholic Aesthetics?
Banger no notes.
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Any Idea what games you will play once you can stream again?
Planet Crafters and a few others got updates while I was gone and I'd like to get into them again. Looks like it will be late next week (aka early next month) at this point.
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Linux Mint is a good starting point for walking away from Windows, but if someone were to try it out I'd recommend keeping their old Windows drive as-is and getting a new drive for Mint. Just something to consider.
Can't stop thinking about Mr Mints candy cane.
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revscarecrow 1 day
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What do you think of Catholicism?
I have a very dear friend who is catholic who was based as fuck. Aside from her I haven't met a catholic I'd associate with beyond pleasantries to be honest. The church itself is only now saying stuff that would have been a cold take 20 years ago. I don't like the idea of a religious Hierarchy and I don't like the cover ups of child abuse. Religion I will remind you however is not the issue. It's people who decide to read a book that says to "love thy nieghbor" almost every page and ignore it to be hateful bigots because of one line that's mostly out of context and explicitly not part of the current teachings of their prophet. Cruelty is a choice and goes against our most basic nature as a social species.
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Eyo Rev, You ever try Pathfinder 2nd edition? Pretty fun system.
I think I've only tried 1st and it was good.
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Would you rather have fifty guardsmen models or fifty gretchin models?
I'd like 10 more grots sure. Currently thinking a grot carpet would be an annoying thing to push through in the dread mob. Probably not worth doing 6 full groups of 22 but maybe just 3x 22 or 1x22 with zogrod and 4x11. It's a fairly small points commitment and the grot stratagem seems annoying as hell but you can't use it all the time.
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revscarecrow 1 day
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can you do a vidio killling people with a rock
I never film my crimes and I don't use rocks.
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rev if i asked nicely would you chase me down with a knife? i feel like it might be fun
Sure start running bitch 鉂わ笍
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if you were into fantasy what faction would you play?
Skaven yes yes
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revscarecrow 2 days
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Lasgun is clearly the best because while it might be worse on tabletop, in terms of practical use it鈥檚 got everything else beat in terms of reliability, weight, and ammunition (especially since all you need to recharge its batteries is heat.) Not only that, but it can still pack a decent punch.
Yeah thats a solid point. No recoil and doesn't obliterate the thing you are hunting.
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revscarecrow 2 days
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thanks for being based
Is this about the Emperor of mankind being a little bitch or the ACAB/free Palestine thing? I'm right in both cases. Thank you.
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revscarecrow 2 days
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[sees ask about owning 40k weapons]
my brain: I own a bolter for home defense because its what the god emperor intended
Your corpse God sucks ass and is dead. I was worried about ammo and breaking my wrist. Also I'm pretty sure the ATF is going to ask a few questions about your rocket propelled shotgun. A bolt gun does solve a lot of problems though. Imagine using it to hunt.
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