i put "Herbert West" as my name at starbucks and the barista yelled “FROM RE-ANIMATOR??” and i said "YESS" and then the barista poured cyanide into my coffee and shot me in the chest 27 times
“One, two, doctors stand before you That's what I said, now
Doctors who just might ignore you If you're a-"head," now One has mercy and compassion In his position This one hates to bring the trash in Cuz it's still twitchin'
Don't bury bodies, let's just hang Even if they look like K.D. Lang
Coming back to life's a two-way street Don't let your work end with de-"feet" Don't let your work end with de-"feet"
So, if you want to build a lady Just go ahead, now Though your methods may be shady Oh no! A head, now!
If your serum has the powers Just glow ahead, now We'll be cleaning up for hours Just throw up then, now
Re-animate 'em! Don't just talk Get the Yellow Pages, let your fingers walk Just grab the bodies, don't you beg Or it's gunna cost you an arm and leg Already with the jokes about the arm and leg!
So, build a body if you wanna Because you can, now Don't just play with your iguana You're not Jack Hanna Just get cutting and you'll do it It's what you do, now Don't just get mixed up with fluid That's not Ragu, now”
i love your danbert art so much!! a request: it's said that herbert loses his glasses often, and i think it would be cute if dan helped him find them. 🥺
I'm soooo sorry for the delay and thank you very much for your request<3 (tried to translate this time!)
This is my personal project I've been working on for a few months off and on: The Re-Animator Fan Collection. A Google Drive collection of Re-Animator content!
Includes:
Free links to all the Re-Animator movies (including Re-Animator extended edition)
Re-Animator comics, books, and the Re-Animator manga with a scrollable PDF (with permission from the translator)
Archives of the Re-Animator Musical
Games, music, merchandise, and more!
This is still being actively worked on in my own spare time! Feel free to share the link or send requests for things to be added to the doc!