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*this is not a offcial blog for the game! just a weird crow writing silly things for entertainment* DISCORD ; uselessaussie
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I edited a video from @cookedupinthelabm8 that hopefully is ADHD friendly lol
Check out their channel!
Also I did have help from both of @cookedupinthelabm8 and @revillagenews for getting certain images :D
Warning there is some ⚠️ sexual talk ⚠️ for the sake of jokes, as well as a joke about weed
#resident lover#fuck cassandra dimitrescu#cassandra dimitrescu#bela dimitrescu#donna beneviento#we all had one brain cell on this call and ended up with an ad lib#i had fun with my mates :D#village news#not village news
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Women want her. Birds fear her.
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THE VOICES HAVE SPOKEN, YOU SHALL SEE VILLAGE NEWS ELDEN RING >:3
Elden 1/?
Moth/Intern: ...Raccoon why are you riding the air?
Raccoon: thoughts of Donna have ascended me
Moth: Ah, understood
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HELP HOW DOES ONE MAKE A RUNNING SERVER
but anyways we have started the church of cupcakke. the link to the server will be posted once i have finished some details up :3
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who would like elden ring posts ? >:3
the adventures of the village news :D
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CASSARNDA'S CULT
she is the lord of rats. she is a caring mother (unlike Alcina). she supports local businesses (the cafe and donna's flower shop) Miranda hates her
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the american R but also the red R too
Quiz time!
You may just get to see your fav in another game!
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YIPPEE
ALL HAIL CHICKEN
I did not do any crime, please spare me 🙌, I'm innocent.
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You haven't pray to our lord and savior, Chicken
@cookedupinthelabm8 you are safe today
I did not do any crime, please spare me 🙌, I'm innocent.
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REBLOG if you have amazing talented artist friends!
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IMPORTANT MATTERS
finally got a picture of the team! Moth is talking about blackmail materi- i um i mean our ratings and what has been approved by the student council and the headmistress.
Raccoon is dreaming of Donna and chicken... Leu thinking of ways to talk with Cassandra
OUR TWO NEW SPECIAL MEMBERS:
Marlon "RACCOON" (@cookedupinthelabm8)
Leucippia "LEU" (@kjlikesfemmetops) [they are the fox. and we love her]
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HOWDY YOU PEOPLE. WELCOME TO THE TODAY'S POST (which is brought to you by Rebecca's mixtape B3)
dondon step away from the computer BEFORE I RELEASE YOUR AO3 BOOKMA- *cough* um apologies about that
breaking news:
miranda the bottom is locking up our entire supply of chicken. and we want you to protest against that (unless you are fine with the campus burning to the ground? :3)
we have TWO new members. Introductions will be made at a later time.
Elena please let me back into the cafe. i promise i wont eat the lightblubs again. please baby grill...i beg
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I am one of the multiple raccoons you've fathered and I've come to ask of you what me and my kin have always wished to know.
Father, may we consume chicken nuggies?
Of course, my raccoon child. i shall provide a party pack of chicken nuggies and Donna's tea
-moth (intern)
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i present mc x the bullies (rebehka, rebeka, rebecca)
they have no reason to be this gorgeous i swear
#PLEASE#Please#PLEASE AAAAAGEIHRIEGRIE#THEM#FUCK AAAAA#.....#sorry I don't know what happened#village news#resident lover
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We present the dark council!
Donna is going through it, elena is just there, Bela is being blackmailed to be there, mia just came from a beat down. Raccoon (@cookedupinthelabm8 ) is staring into Donna's soul, wanting tea from her. And moth/intern is leading the meeting
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