returntodarkness
Darkness is the Heart's True Essence
Independent Ansem roleplay blog. Same mun as theshadowsplaylullabyes.
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Come lay with me
This chemistry is static
Like space debris
We’re perfectly chaotic
So come and merge your storm with mine
And save me
Static – Kamelot
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Legit got multiple new jobs at once and got a new phone and hadn't logged back into everything on said phone so I 1000% forgot about tumblr for a bit.
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"Then give me something to do or should I just drop some spoilers to those losers on the opposite team?"
//lol vani you're a dweeb. "Do as you wish. It won't make much difference in the end now, will it? But if you're so very bored you could always ask my nobody. He always has some menial task to delegate." Not in the mood for this childish behavior. He just pulls a large old book from a shelf to read. //ansem you're a dick.
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Send Ansem some anons or ask about hcs?
I'm a little bummed. Had to call and cancel house viewings me n fiance both got our rejections from these potential jobs... so... ...yeah. square one here I come ready to attack!
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"...why are you and the old man keeping me around? What purpose could I possibly serve after failing to make the X-Blade...?"
".... That's for us to know. And you to sit tight and do as you're told~" Did the boy really think he'd clue him in?
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Ok so. A lot is going on the past few days. Long story short I'm house hunting and job hunting and it's eating my life, so I don't have the focus or energy for threads right now. That being said, PLEASE DO send lots of asks to either of my muses. I'll totally answer those. Annoy them, ask me about headcanons, hit on em, whatever! I could use the breaks. And I might send ask memes during this time myself cuz I don't wanna let this attempt to revive my blogs fall flat. So if you see me doing ask related things but not threads.... that's why. Ok thanks! Ummm gonna tag the people I have threads with on either blog currently but also anyone and everyone should hmu in that ask box and maybe we'll end up rping when this is settled down! @iradivinitatis @better-half-vani @nobodyofsparks @trinity-of-umbra
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Listening to my stepdad try to defend his ableist ideas gives me rage and anxiety 🙃
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Snrk going thru old posts was a great idea. Except for the part where rereading threads makes me miss ppl
Weeeee I messed with links and tags on Ansem’s page! You should check out the links XD
Ansem, are you aware you have like 3 pages worth of porn?
Ansem: -_- They’re works of art, not “porn”.
Riiiiiight.
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SEND ME ONE FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION - DISNEY EDITION
“When did you last let your heart decide?”
“Somethings never change.”
“Even if were apart, I’ll always be with you.”
“But keep trying.”
“Learn to choose between right and wrong.”
“But then there’s hope.”
“There’s time to spare.”
“You’re only in trouble if you get caught.”
“I’m in trouble.”
“What’s the matter with me?”
“It feels so good when you start out.”
“Think of all the joy you’ll find.”
“Don’t think, and don’t worry.”
“That is the weirdest thing you have ever said.”
“You look wonderful.”
“Do you trust me?”
“Don’t know, don’t care.”
“Tell her (/him) the truth.”
“How does she (/he) know?”
“Maybe what I really wanted was to prove that I could do things right.”
“Keep your chin up.”
“Ohana means family.”
“He(/she) was so romantic.”
“You know it’s okay to be afraid.”
“I must be thinking too hard.”
“Something feels funny.”
“They stay in your heart forever.”
“People think I’m odd.”
“If you truly love them, you must let them go.”
“No one should marry a person they don’t love.”
“You’re weird, but I like you.”
“Keep your dreams alive.”
“You can’t change the past.”
“Everybody’s got a weakness.”
“There’s some things you just can’t change.”
“What makes someone special?”
“Open your eyes now, before you get hurt.”
“Sometimes it’s better to be alone.”
“Nobody can hurt you.”
“I’m surrounded by idiots.”
“You should be proud of it.”
“I love you so.”
“We’re together now.”
“Everything’s going to be fine, you’ll see.”
“I’m glad, at least I think I’m glad.”
“Everything is different.”
“You are sure to win.”
“I hope he (/she) doesn’t see right through me.”
“Don’t be scared.”
“At least I’ve got a chance.”
“For the first time in forever, nothing’s in my way.”
“A voice keeps saying, this is where I’m meant to be.”
“I’ll be there someday.”
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Anonymously send me IC nsfw fantasies about my muse, and my Muse will have to guess who it's from
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Bahahahahaha i forgot about this and it's still relevant
Me: *watching other people’s ships* ohshitdeygoneFUCK! *side eyes muse*
Ansem: … what? Why are you looking at me like that?
Me:…. *grabs his face*
Ansem: what is this nonsense?????
Me: … Get.
Ansem: ?????
Me: A.
Ansem: ugh. Not this again.
Me: SHIP!!
Ansem: YOU’RE THE ONE WHO WENT ON HIATUS AND LOST THEM ALL.
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Send in Kinks and My muse will rate them.
Definitely Not | No | Not Really | Its Okay | Kinda | Yes | Fuck yes | There go my pants |
Bonus: Giving | Receiving | Both
#bug the heartless#send shit he probably wouldn't like for the hell of it#or test your muse's kink on him#whichever#whatever
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Ansem and Xemnas for the ship meme?
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - well the narcissism will last eternally. functionally? mmmm.... well I don’t know if they can live together or not. too similar of people butt heads yknow.
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - What is this love you speak of? they’re a Heartless and a Nobody. They reject such notions.
How was their first kiss? - Sensual~
Wedding:
Who proposed? - mmmm... somehow i see them rejecting the concept of matrimony entirely and just being domestic partners if they wanted to settle down together. So skip the rest of this section.
Who is the best man/men? -
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? -
Who did the most planning? -
Who stressed the most? -
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? -
Sex:
Who is on top? - it’s a power struggle. Yet somehow I think Xemnas is more willing to just say “fuck it” and give in cuz why not.
Who is the one to instigate things? - Ansem probably?
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - well they could last a full 24 hrs at some point tbh.
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - i don’t think they try that hard
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - the organization counts right?
How many children will they adopt? - one or two who shall be their absolute pride
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - ehnnn equalish?
Who is the stricter parent? - both but xemnas is the cool deadpan “I said no” dad and Ansem is the “child did I not make myself perfectly CLEAR?” dad.
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - pff neither. if they get hurt they’ll learn a valuable lesson.
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Xemnas probably
Who is the more loved parent? - Ansem likes to read the child stories and teach them things soooo Ansem
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Xemnas. While Ansem scoffs about whatever any other parents have to say about anything
Who cried the most at graduation? - cried? oh no but they are terribly proud.
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - HA they can sit their ass in jail and figure their shit out.
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - Ansem finds it quite relaxing
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Ansem says “picky” is the wrong word. He’s simply “refined”
Who does the grocery shopping? - mm... Xemnas. Ansem used to until Xemnas decided he shouldn’t because he was too awful to the poor customer service folks.
How often do they bake desserts? - Nah. Ansem just buys nice dark chocolates
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Ansem crave that STEAK tbh. Xemnas.... could do either
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Ansem
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Ansem
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Xemnas gets caught up reading something and forgets he’s cooking.
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - Xemnas
Who is really against chores? - neither especially
Who cleans up after the pets? - pets? no the pets clean up after themsel- oh animals! who needs those?
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - neither. either would be pissed by such a thing
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - mmm Ansem
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Xemnas. He was very confused.
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Ansem
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - uh... nah.
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - nah
What are their goals for the relationship? - world domination??
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Ansem maybe
Who plays the most pranks? - nah
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When you were almost done with a long answer and your laptop dies :/
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Anyone wanna hang on twitch? imma play 0.2 a while. Channel is artemisdawn
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Ship: akuriku!
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - well that depends on how stupid axel feels like being. stop tryin to make decisions for your partner!
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - riku, too quickly for comfort. Axel... not as quickly.
How was their first kiss? - steamy and meant to start a fuck buddy thing but yknooow.
Wedding:
Who proposed? - Axel, EVENTUALLY
Who is the best man/men? - how about none of that
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - just elope
Who did the most planning? - Axel
Who stressed the most? -Riku
How fancy was the ceremony? - they eloped but it was a beautiful weddingBack of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? -
Sex:
Who is on top? - Axel
Who is the one to instigate things? -Riku
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - all night with snuggle breaks
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - well riku tries to but axel is persistent
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - maybe 1
How many children will they adopt? - maybe 1
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Riku
Who is the stricter parent? - Riku
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - still Riku
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - also Riku
Who is the more loved parent? - well... Axel is the fun parent
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Riku
Who cried the most at graduation? - Riku
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - pfffff lololol I mean both would but AXEL
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - kinda equal
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Riku
Who does the grocery shopping? -Riku
How often do they bake desserts? - not that often
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Riku prefers the salad. Axel will eat anything.
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Axel, to get his wound up sweetheart to chill lol
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Axel, see above
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - AXEL
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - Either
Who is really against chores? - meh neither
Who cleans up after the pets? - they have pets? um... axel
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - axel
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Riku
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Axel snrk
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Riku
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - again they have a dog? well... axel will walk the dog. Riku will run down the beach with the dog.
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - ehn.... no.
What are their goals for the relationship? - I mean... take care of each other?
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Axel
Who plays the most pranks? - Axel
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