I know I'm making all kinds of promises and I've already failed at getting my rage posts out on time but...Nope no buts!!! I've totally slacked I allowed myself to get sidetracked and didn't honor my responsibilities and for that I apologize. Now I will try to rectify my short comings by announcing that I've decided to call every weekend a Hat Trick Weekend there is Full of RAGE Friday, Straight Up RESPECT Saturday and SHHHHH! RELAX Sunday! I don't usually follow corny trends like this but this time I do! I'll explain the other two days when I can but right now I've gotta get that fucking rage post out like I promised! Fuuuuuck!

So I've been doing a lot of work on this future Evol Empire of mine and I wanted to do everything right including my mini blog! I wanted to introduce myself, explain my vision I guess, explain why I'm starting out with a mini blogs on Tumblr, and provide contact information BUT right now I'm pissed and since I'm pissed and it's Friday I am hereby declaring every Friday from now on to be: RAGEFUL FRIDAY (keep in mind that this name may change!) So every Friday from now on I'm going to post a rage about whatever... whoever is pissing me off! So keep your eyes open today I have at least 2 bastard ass platforms that have it coming today! Eventually my rages will be turned into a list for everyone to use as a resource, you know a rage list for places to stay away from and a respect list for places that are ok in my book, lol! (I'm not sure yet which day of the week is gonna turn into respect day where I do the same and post about places and people who deserve a shot out I figure I'll just wait for it to hit me like it did today!) As for the other stuff, I promise to work on getting it up but my living situation is very unstable at the moment it's kind of hard staying on top of things when I have no clue where I'm gonna sleep every nite! And PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE that was not a call to action or a plot to get sympathy, it's an example of what this aspect of my Evol Empire is about, brutal truth, I'll share my completely fucked up life with you both past and present while you watch and participate in my beautiful redemption! I'll let you in on all my secrets; every time I fell and got back up, things I've done to survive or thrive it won't be long before you know it all! Part of the reason for it is selfish, I admit, opening up gives me a chance to let the bad shit out and keep it from festering, creating cancer, it allows me to vent! The other part, though, is the better part of me and it's something I sort of went to school for but also sort of not, something sort of close to a field I once worked in before I went out and got myself a nifty criminal record, oddly enough with all the higher education I've had (I'm a semester away from two different bachelor's degrees one in literature and one in behavioral science) it's something I learned about myself in rehab of all places! I learned that I was really really good at taking the worst parts of my past (and I'll get to that eventually but I've already admitted to being a homeless drug addicted felon who failed miserably at 2 possible civilian type futures I really don't wanna scare you away I mean this is my first real post and look at the shit that just fell out of my mouth!) So...Oh, yeah so I discovered I had a certain talent for taking my past, my shame, my own fall from grace and 1) unapologetically blurting that shit out cuz truthfully I just have no shame! And 2) telling the worst, darkest parts of my history in such a way that not only do I make it sound like a bunch of hilarious escapades bit by doing that I show others who have similar emotional scars but actually do carry shame and remorse, that there's nothing to be sorry for and that there is power in owning your history, EVERY SINGLE PART OF IT! So that's it, my first official post! I hope it was enjoyed, feel free to comment! Keep your eyes open for today's rage post and stay on your toes I'll be coming a lot more regularly now!

LOVE ALWAYS, EVOLNIKI

I'll be posting mini blogs up regularly or at least I hope! If you have any questions or concerns feel free to contact me!

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So I'm trying to do this whole start my own blog/business/idk thing and I just keep getting hella overwhelmed! So I think I'm gonna try and do it like this:

1) start small-before I go of building websites and full size blogs and e-commerce stores I'm gonna start here! Hopefully I'll gather a bit of a following I can take with me elsewhere!

2) explain myself and my big plans as best I can on a small platform so that when I go big you all will know what is going on

3) be me and show you all who I am, what I can do and what I stand for before I try selling anything or try changing the world!

I hope you guys will take this journey with me, hopefully after I get the initial info out and once I get some followers we can start delving into the way my bigger does are going to be!