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resident-rat · 18 days
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You take the man out of the city, not the city out the man.
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resident-rat · 20 days
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haha!!!!
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resident-rat · 1 month
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Zombies shouldn't growl or snarl, they should babble a mixture of incomplete word sounds and whole words or sentence fragments. Every zombie should sound almost but not quite like it's trying to tell you something.
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This whole thread has killed me
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resident-rat · 2 months
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it’s almost that time of the year :)
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simon and sophie :3
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resident-rat · 2 months
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i’m a feminine boy protecter. come here feminine men let me protect you
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resident-rat · 2 months
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p iracy is BAD!!!!!!!1!
i think piracy is EVIL!!!
ANYONE that pirates ANYTHING should go to JAIL!!
NOBODY should EVER take this base64 string (aHR0cHM6Ly9tZWdhLm56L2ZvbGRlci9NQTB4aElZSSNQX3BqNl82SkxkaFdCcl9odllqSm13) and put it into the converter at https://www.base64decode.org/ to get all the major adobe programs for free! that would be a crime!
ANYONE that pirates adobes 500 dollar programs should be ASHAMED!
that would just be evil!
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resident-rat · 2 months
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I have the biggest dick in 40 square miles
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resident-rat · 2 months
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Damn bro maybe your sister was right.
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resident-rat · 2 months
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So true
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