there’s a communal juul at my workplace but it’s been dropped like ten times so i’m pretty sure we’re all gonna get lung cancer

BONE?!

Liceu

If you go to a record shop just keep in mind that all sales are vinyl!

i wanna have someone i can skype who will listen to me play guitar and reassure me i dont suck (...i rlly do suck but i like 2 be fooled) but im shy

I hate being high why I keep hearing footsteps 😑

throwback to that time in 2013 when i made a text post that said “i would die without weed” and someone reported it to my college as a suicide threat and they pulled me out of class and made me see a counselor who had the text post printed out and highlighted on a piece of paper

there’s just something better about sitting on the kitchen counter I can’t explain it

so far i have spent the weekend at home, tomorrow is my last chance... i will drive myself somewhere pointless if i have to 

(gets down on one knee) will you be my bruh

me n my plant gf

me:bby ur hand is so thin

her:that me leaf

can you guys pls cross your fingers i get to hang out with some cool people this weekend.... thank u 

small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me: