smh = smoke my herb
lmao = let me acquire ounce
lol = lets overdo lazy
rofl = roll one for later
haha = high as hell aaaah
swag = smoke weed a gram
bye = bud yeah elevate
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Muse Meme - Quentin Tarantino Movies Edition
"And what do you consider 'ridiculous'?"
"There's a special rung in hell reserved for people who waste good scotch. Seeing as how I may be rapping on the door momentarily..."
"Oh, 'come on', my ass!"
"You're not a bad person. You're a terrific person. You're my favorite person, but every once in a while, you can be a real cunt."
"When you grow up, if you still feel raw about it, I'll be waiting."
"Half a million dollars will always be missed."
"Does he look like a bitch?"
"You kill anybody?"
"Gentleman, you had my curiosity, now you have my attention."
"Well, I speak the most Italian, so I'll be your escort."
"What about 'kinda cute, kinda hot, kinda sexy, hysterically funny, but not funny-looking guy who you could fuck' did you not understand?"
"Bitch, you don't have a future."
"Don't laugh. Do you want to screw me, yes or no?"
"What the fuck happened to you, man? Shit, your ass used to be beautiful!"
"And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?"
"This man set us up."
"So, you really free?"
"I didn't mean to, I was just... playing around!"
"You and I have unfinished business."
"So I suppose it's a little late for an apology, huh?"
" Fuck you and your chill pill!"
"Oh, that what now. I tell you what now between me and you. There is no me and you. Not no more."
"You keep talking like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like a bitch."
"It's me, baby..."
"Be careful, my arm is broken!"
"Well, that little darlin', I can pretty much damn well guarantee."
"Is she aware her daughter is still alive?"
"Aw, the milk went bad while I was in jail."
"This is some serious gourmet shit!"
"Shit, I don't remember that at all."
"My good man, did you simply get carried away with your dramatic gesture, or are you pointing your weapon at me with lethal intention?"
"I'm gonna give you a little somethin' you can't take off."
"Fair lady, your chariot awaits."
"You 'overreacted'? Is that your explanation?"
" It would appear someone objected to this union and wasn't able to hold their peace."
"Try not to tear his clothes off, OK? They're new."
"If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions."
"This is bad. This is so fucking bad. Is it bad?"
"Keep it funny!"
"Yeah, we got a word for that kinda odd in English. It's called suspicious."
"Shots first, questions later!"
"Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey."
" I'm not bald, okay? I shaved my head."
"I got some 'for-your-eyes-only' shit to show you."
"Now I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good."
"Was that as good for you as it was for me?"
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Ancient Worlds - BBC Two
Episode 1 “Come Together”
Uruk - “the mother of all cities”.
Uruk was one of the most important cities in ancient Mesopotamia; an ancient city of Sumer -and later Babylonia, situated east of the present bed of the Euphrates river. According to the Sumerian King List, it was founded by King Enmerkar sometime around 4500 BCE.
Uruk is considered the first true city in the world. It was home to 40.000 or perhaps 50.000 people, a population density unprecedented in human history.
In myth and literature, Uruk was famous as the capital city of Gilgamesh. The great epic poem The Legend of Gilgamesh contains a proud description of his city:
Go up, pace out the walls of Uruk.
Study the foundation terrace and examine the brickwork.
Is not its masonry of kiln - fired brick?
And did not seven masters lay its foundations?
One square mile of city, one square mile of gardens,
One square mile of clay pits, a half square mile of Ishtar’s dwelling,
Three and a half square miles is the measure of Uruk
PART I
Uruk, Iraq
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