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📷: Jonathan Pie

when you’re tall and have a knife but your girlfriend is even taller and has more knives

thats a whole giraffe 

Let's be honest. The real reason superman won't fuck you isnt because he's "fictional" or because you're too young. No, the real reason superman won't fuck you is because superman has standards, and he uses Bing.

mf can use bing on firefox

have you seen the hat man

Get your own

Nothing gayer than a harpoon gun. What you want to put another man on a line? And then pull him towards you? seems pretty sus to me. What're you gonna do when you reel him in? Kiss him? Huh?

[reels a man in with my harpoon gun] hmph. this guys not wet and bleeding enough. [throws him back in the water]

how do you reconcile with liking morally imprehensible content and problematic media?

i dont reconcile w anything bc i dont give a shit thanks for sending me this batshit ask tho

i dont think its okay to have the kind of sex where (for sexual reasons) you walk up to a gigantic bridge and remove all the load bearing trusses, making the entire thing fall down and making ppl be late for work or smth

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Meow though ig

what the fuck is wrong with you?

Please be more specific and resubmit with the proper paperwork. 

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