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i think chris fleming understands what it means to be human more than anyone else 

i’ll get over it i just gotta be dramatic first

Me: I-

Instagram discover tab: oh you’re a gay little bitch? You like men? You jack off to pictures of guys? Here’s 45 muscular gay guys who will make you feel bad about yourself and your body. Die mad about it. We own you.

You want my advice? Log off tumblr and make yourself a nice grilled cheese, using good crusty bread with ½ cheddar and ½ parmesan cheese. The best possible soup for dipping it into is Campbell’s tomato soup, the kind that comes in a little can that you mix with water, only instead use milk. 

everything can be magical if you let it be. i remember the first time seeing red-winged blackbirds i was just…enthralled. i watched them for maybe an hour. i thought they made the sweetest noises and were just so pretty. and i found out later on that people consider them nuisances and pests. they’re literally common all over the united states but because they weren’t familiar to me they weren’t a burden or an annoyance but something beautiful. if we don’t let other people tell us how to feel about things, maybe we can just like things for what they are

i graduated from slug school, which is where i learned how to be sticky, attach to a substrate, and eat leaves

but, even more importantly, it’s where i learned how to love

know your rights

Fresh vid from MovieU

GOING to commit acts of silly………. 

Me: Hi

An Aries: 

ALERT!! ALERT!! MAN DOWN!!!