see now THIS is how you do an introductory google form

edit: alt text provided by @/wytchcore. thank you!

Hey, don't cry. A single thread in a tapestry, though its color brightly shines, can never see its purpose in the pattern of the grand design, ok?

people are fighting over tipping culture in america on twitter and so many europeans are trying to explain why stiffing your server is praxis, actually

and it reminded me of the time I was working outside the 9/11 memorial and a european tourist came up to yell in my face at like 8am that we should all be ashamed of ourselves for charging admission to a museum of a national tragedy and when I said we depended on the money to stay open he screamed some more in my face about what a shameful disgusting government I had that wouldn’t subsidize the museum as though I personally set it up that way, and I had to eventually respond “sir, I haven’t been able to afford to see a doctor in 10 years you think I like this system???” and he just stomped away still yelling me I was a shameful person for this, the ticketing system I had no say in and also thought was outrageously expensive

anyways, just want to throw out there that if your only means of protesting an unjust system is to shit on the victims of that system then you’re not a moral crusader you’re just an asshole dressing up your assholery, pretending your cruelty is for a greater good. Tip 20% (or more!) when you eat out in america, it’s really that simple.

alignment chart: bookmark edition. tag yourself i’m scrap paper

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Miyazaki: “[the horniest shit you ever heard] but it wasn’t my idea to give her a rockin set of honkin badonks”

to be clear the first one is the original. i just riffed on it because it’s a powerful message.

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Hey guys did I mention I live on a fucking weird island and sometimes land crabs with 8-inch claws try to get into my house

Unusual cat gene that seems to occur naturally in Poland and Romania. This gene is called Karpati. More can be read here 

i deliver pizzas & sometimes funny things happen

wearing sky-colored shoes to hide from the devil. earth colored hat to hide from god

Guess who got their name and gender marker change done just in time for that to happen.

They're is literally making a list of us! I'm fucking scared. These kinds of lists don't get compiled for no reason, especially when they've spent the better part of a decade targeting us and it has only ramped up and gotten more severe.

Maybe it's the fact that I grew up in a Jewish family surrounded by Holocaust survivors, but when I hear that a state is putting together lists of their a group of people they're openly demonized, I start to get that "run the fuck away" senses going.

Touching grass isn't enough I need to move to the shire and live in a hobbit hole