forgot i made these but they’re too funny not to share

love how colin went from a silly little guy in the first two seasons to giving the queers EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

so so much emotional damage like the thought process was like he’s just a little guy how could he possibly hurt me-OH GOD MY HEART HURTS

In excruciating detail, what is the entire plot of the unreleased second season of the hit show Good Omens?

I'm so glad someone has finally asked me. Crowley and Aziraphale, who in this season are both undertakers in Birmingham, and their wives, Dottie and Sadie, go on holiday together to the South of France. The boys get very drunk at a wine tasting, and their wives have to bring them home to the hotel, where Aziraphale (still drunk) puts on the gorilla costume he finds in a closet. Imagine Crowley's shock, when he sees a gorilla climbing out of the window of the hotel! Now, it just so happens that a master spy who looks exactly like Aziraphale hid the microfilm plans for a missile in Crowley's bathroom, and has returned to obtain the microfilm, which is hidden in a book of naughty seaside postcards that Dottie found earlier and threw out of the window. When the police turn up looking for the gorilla, they find the master spy but think it's actually Aziraphale. Fortunately Sadie realises that the pineapple-shaped birthmark has vanished from Aziraphale's left elbow which means that he's an imposter and she and Dottie set out to rescue him in his gorilla costume from the circus that he's been sold to by an unscrupulous animal welfare centre operative. And then there are lots of cats and horses. The end. It's really good.

Is it just me or does Colin's voice sound higher pitched/more airy than Billy's natural speaking voice? Maybe its the accent change but it always impresses me how so much of the cast changes their voice/accents effortlessy

yeah! i feel like that was definitely a creative choice for billy and the way he makes it seem so natural is really a huge props to his acting ability. colin’s always so bubbly and outgoing and his voice matches.

What do you think abt how colin kissed his bf in public when in earlier episodes he made a point he was content with just the team knowing and he didn't want to be a spokesperson I'm curious on your thoughts

i honestly loved it. i’ve seen some people saying that they wanted to see the aftermath or the repercussions but i’m just so content seeing him get to be himself, his true self on and off the pitch. all he wanted was to kiss his fella the way the guys got to kiss their girls and HE DID. i don’t need to see the repercussions because we got to see him experience the one thing that matters the most to him.

What chocolate scene?

idk how long this has been sitting in my inbox but there was a scene cut from episode 3 where crowley went to aziraphale’s bookshop before it opened with a box of chocolates as a gift for opening the shop. the scene is only available in the waterstones version of the script book. i asked neil about it on twitter a while back and he said it was never filmed due to money. i found these screencaps of it months ago on twitter. it’s a shame that it was cut, it’s really perfect.

“I know folks like to say ‘there’s no place like home…’ and that’s true… man… there’s not a whole lot of places like AFC Richmond either.”

i am throwing myself into a lake and it’s jason sudeikis’s fault

maybe Zava was onto something with his avocado whisperer because that thing was ENORMOUS

it didn’t really hit me that this was the last episode until about halfway through when rebecca begs ted to stay and i just wanna say hannah waddingham i am in your walls

FUCKING WILLIS??

he got to kiss his fella

AFC Richmond GAYHOUNDS

most underrated character development arc is higgins going from not believing in jinxes to refusing to move so he doesn’t jinx the team

they’re so himbo i love them

make it canon

will throwing a mini tantrum over missing “a good one” had no right being this funny

jamie stopping colin to tell him he’s proud of him? oh don’t mind me that’s just the sound of me sobbing