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Moonlit Night (Ferdinand Knab, 1864)
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they should add a drop of glowing purple fluid to doctor pepper. just one drop
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Watch out for the 💜 Nazgurls 💜 Mr Frodo
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relar-fela · 13 days
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The best notes written in manuscripts by medieval monks
Colophon: a statement at the end of a book containing the scribe or owner’s name, date of completion, or bitching about how hard it is to write a book in the dark ages
Oh, my hand
The parchment is very hairy
Thank God it will soon be dark
St. Patrick of Armagh, deliver me from writing
Now I’ve written the whole thing; for Christ’s sake give me a drink
Oh d fuckin abbot
Massive hangover
Whoever translated these Gospels did a very poor job
Cursed be the pesty cat that urinated over this book during the night
If someone else would like such a handsome book, come and look me up in Paris, across from the Notre Dame cathedral
I shall remember, O Christ, that I am writing of Thee, because I am wrecked today
Do not reproach me concerning the letters, the ink is bad and the parchment scanty and the day is dark
11 golden letters, 8 shilling each; 700 letters with double shafts, 7 shilling for each hundred; and 35 quires of text, each 16 leaves, at 3 shilling each. For such an amount I won’t write again
Here ends the second part of the title work of Brother Thomas Aquinas of the Dominican Order; very long, very verbose; and very tedious for the scribe; thank God, thank God, and again thank God
If anyone take away this book, let him die the death, let him be fried in a pan; let the falling sickness and fever seize him; let him be broken on the wheel, and hanged. Amen
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Studies into the Past by Laurent Grasso
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huge shoutout to trees and also rain
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relar-fela · 17 days
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Happy Neil Day! Please enjoy the very rare alternate Neil images!
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relar-fela · 17 days
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petition to bring back saying "huzzah!" when something goes your way and "alas." when it doesn't
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relar-fela · 17 days
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reblog if your name isn't Amanda.
2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!
We’ll find you Amanda.
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relar-fela · 18 days
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>the goblin leaps to attack!
>the goblin misses!
>the goblin has scraped his little knee!
>oh, his little knee!
>oh, his little knee!
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Art for ‘Close Encounters of the Third Kind,’ by Ron Weidner, 1978
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my new favorite Gimli picture
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relar-fela · 26 days
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I got blood inside my phone charging port and now it only works 50% of the time
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Happy Easter. You should have killed me when you had the chance, I promise you will not get another. 
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Kill me once, shame on you. Kill me twice, how did you did that.
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