my allergies ……my allergies are so bad someone please put me out of my misery
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i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches
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bi-weekly? uhm yeah i'm bisexual every week lol
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my neighbor eren
idk it sounded cute in my head aah o(´^`)o
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crow update! he ate some grapes and then brought back a friend!
this morning a crow landed on my deck and i’ve always wanted to befriend the crows so i cut up some almonds and grapes and went out on the deck, closing the door behind me so my cat wouldn’t get out. WELL LITTLE DID I KNOW THAT THE DOOR WOULD LOCK BEHIND ME.
so there i was, pantsless, out on my deck with no phone. boyfriend was still asleep. i was banging on the window but we sleep with a fan on so i didn’t know if he could hear me. just as i was calling out to some random guy who was walking his dog to see if he could call someone to help me, bf thankfully woke up and let me inside
i hope the crows see this as a representation of my loyalty to them
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this morning a crow landed on my deck and i’ve always wanted to befriend the crows so i cut up some almonds and grapes and went out on the deck, closing the door behind me so my cat wouldn’t get out. WELL LITTLE DID I KNOW THAT THE DOOR WOULD LOCK BEHIND ME.
so there i was, pantsless, out on my deck with no phone. boyfriend was still asleep. i was banging on the window but we sleep with a fan on so i didn’t know if he could hear me. just as i was calling out to some random guy who was walking his dog to see if he could call someone to help me, bf thankfully woke up and let me inside
i hope the crows see this as a representation of my loyalty to them
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just cried in the shower and instead of pretending like nothing happened and saying that i’m fine i told my boyfriend how i was feeling right away !!!! you too can make progress after 6 years folks!!!
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eclipse in my glasses !
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0 note flops only get funnier the more followers you accumulate, like shooting with precise aim and skill a perfectly straight line through an ever increasing line of axe heads directly into the trash
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i was so fucking sad when i was 14 and now when i fold my laundry or see a pool of moonlight on the floor of my bedroom i know that miracles exist. i see love in everything. love sees everything in me too
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me too franz kafka
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gemstone hello kittys
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also my bf got a job offer today after months and months of applying, interviews, and being turned down and i am just 😭😭😭 so so happy for him!!!!!
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