When you go to a haunted house, it may seem like you’re being funny by trying to scare the actors or jump out at them when you go through a second time, but guess what? ITS NOT FUNNY.

You pay us to scare you. It is your choice to go, so don’t fucking go through if you’re going to ignore the rules and get too close to the actors as a ‘joke’.

These bruises happened because over the course of 4 hours, several people ignored the instructions that CLEARLY stated that they were to wait in the front room until told otherwise. Rather than listen, they ran into the next room and slammed into me- effectively throwing me into the wall. This didn’t only happen once. It happened ten times at LEAST.

Then we had this asshole who thought that once I ‘died’ for the haunt, he could pretend to kick me to see if I’d moved. I, being used to people abusing me- jumped back and slammed my head into the concrete wall.

YOU ARE NOT FUNNY BY BEING RUDE AT A HAUNTED HOUSE. WE ARE PAID ACTORS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO COME AND SEE PERFORM. YOU PAY US TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, SO DONT HIT US WHEN WE DO

I feel that this is relevant considering it is October and more Haunted Houses are opening up. I know it seems funny to scare the ‘monsters’ but all you do is hurt real people. So stop.

You forgot ryuji

persona 3 social links: some guy at your school. some guy in a park. some kid on the street. a dog. another guy at your school. another guy at your school. another guy at your school except he’s blond and a weeb. some girl at your school. some nice shopkeepers. your teacher who likes video games. a monk with depression. death itself who was trapped inside your body for ten years and now wears your face while flirting with everything that moves including you. another guy at your school

persona 4 social links: a guy at your school with a bad reputation. a girl at your school with a lame reputation. a local rich kid. a local delinquent. a local celebrity. your uncle. your uncle’s coworker. your cousin. a guy who likes sports a lot. some other guy who likes sports a lot. a single mother. a local fox. the embodiment of god’s repressed goodwill who forgot who she is and now spends time writing shitty teen poetry and not knowing how to dress herself. a shadow that had an existential crisis, crawled out of a TV, and now lives in your best friend’s closet. a kid who’s a shitstain. another local celebrity. another girl with a bad reputation

persona 5 social links: your teacher who was indirectly at fault for the death of her student and now atones by dressing up as a maid and doing sex work to pay off the blackmail of her dead student’s shitty foster family. a literal ex-yakuza who funds the entirety of a teenaged gang’s weaponry while investigating a yakuza dispute over illegal weaponry over an international border. a prosecutor who’s become so warped by the fucked-up justice system that she’s had all the goodwill beaten out of her. a woman who can literally predict the future with honest-to-god fucking magic. a reporter who writes articles about you so that she can better dedicate her life to find out how her partner was assassinated for digging too deep into deep government conspiracies. a local celebrity. a guy who adopted you due to a semi-shady under-the-table deal involving your parents and an unknown sum of money. an internationally renowned hacker capable of destroying other hacker groups in her sleep. an artistic prodigy with a budding career and the ability to easily win art shows at the age of 17. a hitman who assassinates people by going into the depths of their psyche and destroying integral parts of their human functioning to get revenge on the most famous politician in the country who is also his shitty dad. a doctor who can apparently rewrite human biology because fuck rules. a famous gamer with a reputation across tokyo. an ex-politician who served on the diet for japan’s nation-wide government and was scapegoated for black-boxed government conspiracy crimes. the daughter of a multi-billion dollar corporation that’s spread across japan and overseas despite the recent literal and reputation assassination of her father due to the higher echelons of japan’s business owners stabbing each other in the backs. the holy grail itself wearing the face of a representative of the god of potential in an attempt to prove the futility of mankind. a cat who crawled out of the depths of hell specifically as a representative of the god of potential to aid you on your way after having his memory erased. some guy at your school

Goro the first time he is at Leblanc: I am a bastard, you know

Akira: it’s fine I understand

Goro: no I meant my parents weren’t married

Akira: oh.

Joker: Okay, we gotta get through this locked door. Someone, quick, give me your credit card.

Peach: Here!

Joker, pocketing the card: Cool. Bayonetta, kick the door down!

Joker + Persona Series Appearances (thus far)

Bonus: Joker + Super Smash Bros Ultimate

Recent Spider-Man/Deadpool comic Issues be like:

snape could’ve been an awesome teacher if he wasn’t a disgusting waste of a human being. he knew from age 16 that the instuctions that the textbooks were giving weren’t as good as they could be. he improved the potions and recorded his methods at age 16. if he weren’t such a shitbag, he could’ve either written the damn textbooks himself, or taught his students his alternate methods. he could’ve revolutionized how potions were being brewed, teaching whole generations a superior method of potion brewing. instead, he spent his time bullying children. 

the quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage

ooh ooh i was actually commissioned this a while ago

etsy’s open for commissions if yall want

he’s trapped

imagine your otp:

Wholesome compares to cops killing innocent people in America.

i love it when italians argue about italian. like we don’t even know how our language really works we just roll with it