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Gonna be on my main for a while @onlyotakuhere
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((Honestly my max would get along with your david lmao))
Differences between this David and canon +facts
Younger (22 while canon is 24)
A little stronger and more muscular (though still a twink by all means)
Knows martial arts (loosely)
Will curse more often even though he tries not to
Wears a grey vest that he kept from his teenage years
It has many pockets full of secrets
Bi (tho canon is probably bi anyways)
Doesn’t like camp. Will bash it often. But he loves the campers and will fight for them
Has depression and adhd (tho it’s argued in canon too)
Likes causing trouble but more in a prank way
But keep in mind, the pranks pulled on him back at the orphanage would most likely end up in scars
Also has a lot of scars. Covers the more visible ones with makeup
Likes to drink (he really shouldnt bc of his meds)
Worked at a strip club for a while as one of his part times. The only thing he liked was the pole dancing and everything else he hated.
He’s poor as shit and owes money to some shady people
More facts to come
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Why does my dad not love me anymore
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You can shove your animal byproduct up your skinny ass! *he storms off once again, calling and screaming prestons name*
Hey david is water wet
Of course it’s wet? Wait is this some kind of riddle.
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*max seems to be struggling. Like hes holding apart of himself back. Although he has a hefty sweet tooth, he wont let david win. He turns around to face david and says* david! I told you i didnt want that shit!
Hey david is water wet
Of course it’s wet? Wait is this some kind of riddle.
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Fuck this im gonna go bug preston *max storms off towards the arts section of camp. David was NOT gonna get the best of him today*
Hey david is water wet
Of course it’s wet? Wait is this some kind of riddle.
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The fuck? No! *smores actually sounded good about now, but max wasnt about to admit thay to david of all people*
Hey david is water wet
Of course it’s wet? Wait is this some kind of riddle.
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Fuck no! Im staying right here *max then plops himself right on the ground, crossing his arms*
Hey david is water wet
Of course it’s wet? Wait is this some kind of riddle.
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Kick your ass
Hey david is water wet
Of course it’s wet? Wait is this some kind of riddle.
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Exactly david. Its gross
Hey david is water wet
Of course it’s wet? Wait is this some kind of riddle.
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Hell no. Fuck that gross ass lake.
Hey david is water wet
Of course it’s wet? Wait is this some kind of riddle.
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But being “wet” means being covered in a layer of water. Are we REALLY wet if we are surrounded by it?
Hey david is water wet
Of course it’s wet? Wait is this some kind of riddle.
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If youre under water. Are you really wet if you’re surrounded BY the water? Are we just constantly wet with air since we are surrounded by IT?
Hey david is water wet
Of course it’s wet? Wait is this some kind of riddle.
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But why is water covered in water?? Is that even possible???
Hey david is water wet
Of course it’s wet? Wait is this some kind of riddle.
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