regretthatsme
Hi. Welcome I guess.
I made a masterlist, my dudes! I can figure out how to put a hyperlink in my bio tho so https://regretthatsme.tumblr.com/post/647324457537503232/harry-potter
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Hey loser I found this on your blog
Why is God advertising through you
Why is God advertising on tumblr at all? We are all the worst kind of degenerates and we're all going straight to hell when we die.
But to answer your question, God lost a bet so he was contractually obligated to advertise on my blog.
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Update we broke up because I was too much of a theater nerd. Close one 😉🤐🥲
Just out of curiosity, how would someone explain to their boyfriend they used to write Harry Potter smut on their Tumblr blog and currently use Tumblr to simp for men I will never ever meet
An answer as soon as possible would be greatly appreciated
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Bitch ur not even employed
Boss makes a dollar I make a dime that's why I write fanfic on company time
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*coconut mall intensifies*
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ko-fi | twitter | instagram | second tumblr
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Just out of curiosity, how would someone explain to their boyfriend they used to write Harry Potter smut on their Tumblr blog and currently use Tumblr to simp for men I will never ever meet
An answer as soon as possible would be greatly appreciated
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I’ve been in absolute tears cry laughing at this for the past 15 minutes.
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Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?
I try to monetize it as much as possible. Go on Oprah, Jimmy Fallon, whoever else. Start to get brand deal on Instagram and the like. Once I am rich beyond belief, start becoming a politician. Run for president, win, and eventually abolish the state as a whole and become a communist country.
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Is the cat in Coraline secretly you??👀
Everybody in Coraline is secretly me.
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I am so sorry that I haven't uploaded anything I like 80 years. I have 5 wip and I can't decide which one I want to work on
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You ever wanna eat the rich but u can't because "cannibalism is looked down upon" or whatever?
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Who is excited for political arguments over dinner with the family?
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For the record, people who think that Draco is a kinky top are incorrect. He is the most vanilla bottom you can think of.
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The fact that there is a niche for CNN newscasters on this app makes me deeply uncomfortable, but at the same time extremely fascinated
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U ever forget u have wattpad and then all of a sudden you get 5 notifications about newly released werewolf erotica?
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I just want them to make a friend :)
Role-Play Partner Search :)
Hello, I am looking for a long term role-play partner. I have been doing role play for several years. My time zone is EST (eastern standard time) and I am a college student. My schedule isn’t too busy. I will find time to reply each day.
Fandoms I like:
I am giving a list of fandoms for possible options for rp. I can rp OC's and I can role play any character you want (if you give me personality).
The Vampire Diaires**
Teen Wolf
Twilight **
Marvel**
DC (not as familiar as marvel)
One Direction
Tom Holland
Harry Styles**
Timothee Chalamet**
Little Women**
Harry Potter**
Anne with an E**
* This means I have finished the show.
** This means this is a favorite or popular rp fandom/person I use.
Likes:
Cliché role play plots. I like bad boy/good girl. Anything that would be considered "cliche" I probably enjoy them.
* Royalty
* Rp’s based on movies.
Smut (please be 18+)
A lil daddy kink
A lil bdsm
Doubles (I will only do doubles)
Dislikes:
Hybrids
A/B/O
Self-harm/Terminal Illness
Singles
I understand life gets busy and it's hard to reply. If we rp just let me know that you're busy I will understand. Please don't reply and then ghost me for the day. Just let me know you are busy. Roleplay is something that lets me take a break from the world. It's really something that helps me.
Doubles vs. Singles:
I only do doubles!!!!
I have learned some people do not know what this means so I am going to explain it. Singles is where you have one rp between two people It's one plot and one person plays the male and the other female (with secondary characters of course.) Doubles is when two people have two separate rp's. I do this because it is fair to have two rp's verses just one.
My style of rp and other info:
Good grammar is a must. An absolute must like please do it. Although I do say this, in the words of Hannah Montana "nobody's perfect." I get it there's mistakes I will make them as well. I roleplay in third or first. Here lately I have really gotten into first person point of view. Also, I write paragraph style. Sometimes Ihave really long replies and some days I do not. My reply will match yours. I will roleplay M X F, M X M, and F X F.
Contact Info:
I use discord :) but message me on here first then I'll give you that! Also, you can text my email if you don't want to DM me:
I am really excited to get to know all of you and form a friendship, If we have roleplayed before andstopped message again! :)
All creeps will be blocked :/
Much love XX
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