6’2 and standing at the front of the crowd is crazy. you already have an advantage just by being alive brother. blocking out all the sunlight. life on the forest floor, withering away

Giving Kudos on ao3 isn’t enough, I need live in the author’s walls so I can continuously tell them how great the fic was

parallel play (liking and reblogging your mutual's posts but not talking to them)

reminder that digital libraries aren’t owned, also why pirating digital content is a necessity

If the Haiku Bot has 100 fans i'm one of them

If the Haiku Bot has 10 fans i'm one of them

If the Haiku Bot has 5 fans i'm one of them

If the Haiku Bot has 1 fan i'm that person

If the Haiku Bot has 0 fans i'm dead

yeah yeah girlcock this girlcock that, but are you sitting next to her on the couch when you dont want to fuck her? are you holding her in platonic comfort when shes sad? are you grabbing her by the wrist at the function so she doesnt get separated from the rest of the girls? are you helping her zip up her dress? is she invited to girls night?

ok here's one

You can't like Avatar while being a kataang hater. Their relationship is so central to The Last Airbender that hating it is the same as hating the show

one last thing is that it is very easy to love animals, because they cannot speak back to you. the global south knows this, we know that pets matter more to usamericans than human lives, i remember that a flight was chartered for dogs while afghanis waited desperately as the taliban bore down, palestinians joke that animal charities in gaza are more popular than their pleas are, tribal communities in india are subject to the establishment of no go sanctuaries that destroy their access to subsistence to protect endangered animals. behind the mask of animal liberation sometimes hides the hatred of liberation.

Don’t ask me why but for some reason when ever I imagine Lin and Kya in a coffee shop AU I can’t help but think there dynamic would be exactly like Luke and Lorelai from “Gilmore Girls”. Lin would be the grumpy, stubborn cafe owner that secretly has a heart of gold that wouldn’t hesitate to drop everything if it meant helping Kya out; Kya being funny, fast talking, witty coffee addict that comes in everyday to flirt and annoy Lin.

"cant boycott McDonald's because it's my comfort food"

"cant boycott Starbucks because it's convenient for me to eat breakfast there and I need my little treats uwu"

"cant boycott Eurovision because I like the music"

damn. cant do shit. almost like it means nothing to u

She is beauty

She is grace

I beg her please…

✨sit on my face✨

sometimes the notes people add when they bookmark your fic on ao3 are funny, sometimes they are cryptic, and then sometimes they send you into an identity crisis.

YES I'M GAY:

faGgot

dykAe (the a is silent)

trannY

not to promote misogyny but i think this should happen i think it would be really funny

can everyone stop having bad opinions so i dont have to close this app and abandon the beautiful women who inhabit it they need me here. so everyone stop please