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reese-and-company · 6 years
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I feel like the reason certain dog-lovers insist cats are evil is because they read their body language as if they were dogs. So here’s a very basic guide to common “mean” things cats do that actually aren’t mean at all if you know what they’re thinking.
Rolling and exposing belly- attacks you when touched Does not mean: Give belly rubs! - haha I tricked you!  Actually means: I’m playful! If you reach for my belly I’ll grab your arm and bite it because I think we’re playfighting! 
Lazily exposing belly - still attacks when touched Does not mean: tricked you again! Actually means: I’m showing you my belly because I trust you. Please don’t break that trust by invading my personal space. I might accept a belly rub if I’m not ticklish and I know you well. Snapping at you while being pet Does not mean: I suddenly decided I dislike you! Actually means: You’re petting me in a way that gives me too much restless energy. Please focus on petting my head and shoulders instead of stroking the full length of my back next time.
Is in the same room but makes no attempt to interact Does not mean:  I’m ignoring you Actually means: We’re hanging out! I’m being respectful by giving you space while still enjoying your company. Slapping/scratching your hand when you try to pet them Does not mean: I hate you! Actually means: You’ve failed to establish that we’re not playing, or the way you’re approaching me scares me. Be calmer, speak more gently, make eye-contact and blink slowly at me before you try again.
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She was more than happy to hug him tightly. She sighed into his chest as she took in his scent.
“What is an amalgamation?” she finally asked as she rest her chin on his chesy as she stared up at him. “And if you are a mutt, what are you a mixture of? I am sorry for asking such personal questions, but i really am genuinely interested. You dont like, eat babies or anything do you? Cause that might be a deal breaker.” she grinned as she raised a brow at him. Of course she was teasing him. Though she would probably shit a brick if he did.
He wrapped his arms around her, nose nuzzling to the top of her head. She’s just... so cute. So pretty. And she smelled nice.
“An amalgamation is a mixture of a lot of things. I... don’t know exactly what parts of me are demonic, just that enough of them are that I count as one under the system. It’s... complicated.” He sighed softly, thumbs going to rub gentle circles to her back. It felt... nice to be held in his natural state. It felt like he mattered.
“Nah, I don’t eat babies. I don’t need to eat physical things, actually; food just tastes good.” He smiled at her grin, a soft contentedness settling into his bones. “I can eat all the icecream I want and never gain a pound.”
"U-uhm, I know that this isn't normal, but sinc eyou're a doctor and all can you help me with this poor little thing?" Somnus rambled, cradling a very small and very thin kitten in his hands. "I'm new here a-and I don't know where the vet is, and I don't know where I am--" This tall nerd is obviously panicking, worried for the bundle of fur cradled in his palms.
Rhiley was actually on her half-assed lunch break when the attractive man came to her. She blinked as she looked to the little ball of fluff in his hands.“Oh my! What is wrong with it? I can certainly try!” she was no animal doctor by any means, but how different could it be? She held out her hands, offering to take the little fluff ball.
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He shivered at the touch, unfamiliar with something so... kind. He leaned into it, eyes fluttering shut with a soft sigh.
“Real demons are from hell. The closest to describing what I am would be a mutt, of sorts. Amalgamation, perhaps, would be more accurate.” He left alone the comments on her emotions; it was admirable. And he hadn’t the faintest idea on how to respond to it.
“Based on the maximum amount of magic I can naturally hold in myself, I’m one of the weaker demons you’d find. Do you... have any more questions?”
Hesitantly, he reached his arms out, inviting Rhiley in for a hug. He was still the same nerd who saved a kitten, after all; he was just a bit more special than he would lead most to believe.
"U-uhm, I know that this isn't normal, but sinc eyou're a doctor and all can you help me with this poor little thing?" Somnus rambled, cradling a very small and very thin kitten in his hands. "I'm new here a-and I don't know where the vet is, and I don't know where I am--" This tall nerd is obviously panicking, worried for the bundle of fur cradled in his palms.
Rhiley was actually on her half-assed lunch break when the attractive man came to her. She blinked as she looked to the little ball of fluff in his hands.“Oh my! What is wrong with it? I can certainly try!” she was no animal doctor by any means, but how different could it be? She held out her hands, offering to take the little fluff ball.
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He shivered as she touched his horn, a soft rumble welling up in his chest. If one pitched down the sound of a cat purring, it would be identical to the sound he’d be emitting. His shoulders relaxed, body releasing all tension as he calmed with the contact.
He blinked blearily when she stopped, barely registering her apology. And the rest of her questions.
“I, uh... No. I’m... Not a demon from hell. There is a hell, though.” He gently reached out to take her hand, looking towards her eyes. He really, really hoped he didn’t resemble a sleepy puppy, but he’d take what he could get.
“It’s okay, Rhiley. I’m... honestly shocked that you’re taking this so well. Most folks would have tried to hit me or something by now...”
"U-uhm, I know that this isn't normal, but sinc eyou're a doctor and all can you help me with this poor little thing?" Somnus rambled, cradling a very small and very thin kitten in his hands. "I'm new here a-and I don't know where the vet is, and I don't know where I am--" This tall nerd is obviously panicking, worried for the bundle of fur cradled in his palms.
Rhiley was actually on her half-assed lunch break when the attractive man came to her. She blinked as she looked to the little ball of fluff in his hands.“Oh my! What is wrong with it? I can certainly try!” she was no animal doctor by any means, but how different could it be? She held out her hands, offering to take the little fluff ball.
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“... Then why in the fresh hell are we here?” It was honestly infuriating. His back killed, he had no idea where he was, and there was only so much he could do to bust them out.
“What do you think the box is made out of? We might be able to bust our way out if it’s something flimsy, like wood.”
A little close forrr Somnus bc I love that bean - mxsicbxis; Fiete
((MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM NICE OuO @mxsicbxis ))
Prompt: Send “a little close” for our muses to get stuck in a small space together.
Somnus was minding his own business, making his way through the crowded shopping area before he was rudely shoved by yet another person. He bit back a retort, instead focusing on getting out of the space and catching the bus to get home. It wasn’t his fault that it was hot out!!! He’d worn his crop top and booty shorts in public before, why was he getting so much shit for it today?!?
He manaeuvered his way through the crowd, overjoyed to find it thinning out a bit. Just a little bit further and he’d be home free–
“Mmph?!?” A hand covered his mouth, sweet-smelling cloth covering his nose as he was dragged out of the street and into an alleyway. This wasn’t normal!!! Who… As the world faded to black, he watched as another person was snatched from the street; his eyes refused to focus on them.
When he woke up, he immediately noticed a few things. His head was killing him, he was in some kind of small box-like object, and he was not alone. There was so little room in the box that the other person had clearly been dumped on top of him; thank god he was able to see, though if the other occupant was human they wouldn’t be able to see a thing.
“Are… Are you okay?” He kept his voice quiet, though it sounded loud in the small space. He really hoped the other person was okay, but he just didn’t know.
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Name a conspiracy theory superior in raw power to “there are no actual forests on Earth"
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everyone says “i forgive but i don’t forget” whereas my dumb, bitter ass is over here never forgiving but always forgetting
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*a lot of yelling was in the distance, then Robbie storms by while in a purple dress holding a blonde wig and purple high heels. He was obviously angry. He sat down on the bench and sighs*
Reese raised an eyebrow at the display, making a mental note to ask Somnus about his new neighbors. They strolled over to him, plopping down next to him and giving him an odd look.
“Disguise gone wrong or missing makeup for a drag race?” They asked, eyes unblinking and unnerving. Uncanny, even.
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Reblog if you want to RP with Black Hat from Villainous. Highly cross over friendly. 
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He waited patiently, knowing it was a lot to take in. By this point he was pretty sure she was human, since she hadn’t had a fear-induced magical reaction from seeing him.
He could see it in her eyes when the deeper realization set in, one that most weren’t prepared to handle; at least she seemed to be taking it well.
“I--” She... wanted to touch his horns? It wasn’t something he let most folks do, but... just this once, perhaps. “Yeah, sure. Just be gentle with them, they’re sensitive.”
"U-uhm, I know that this isn't normal, but sinc eyou're a doctor and all can you help me with this poor little thing?" Somnus rambled, cradling a very small and very thin kitten in his hands. "I'm new here a-and I don't know where the vet is, and I don't know where I am--" This tall nerd is obviously panicking, worried for the bundle of fur cradled in his palms.
Rhiley was actually on her half-assed lunch break when the attractive man came to her. She blinked as she looked to the little ball of fluff in his hands.“Oh my! What is wrong with it? I can certainly try!” she was no animal doctor by any means, but how different could it be? She held out her hands, offering to take the little fluff ball.
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She had backed away, but as soon as she heard his voice a sense of calmness fell over her. It came from the creature before her. Could that… Could that be Somnus?
She furrowed her brows as she cocked her head to the side, sizing him up.
“Somnus?” she asked as she took a cautious step forwards… And another… It took a while but she finally stood a good foot from him, her hand reaching up to touch him. “What…. How…?” she asked as she stared at the horns on his head.
“I, u-uh... yeah. I’m a demon. Surprise?” His hands messed with the fleece blanket, eyes averted. Usually people were angry when they figured out what he was, especially when he didn’t just tell them.
“I just... throw some magic up most of the time to make myself look human.” Maybe the explanation would help her be less scared? He focused, eyes shutting for a moment; now that’d he’d calmed down a little, he was able to put a bit of his magic back up. His skin went from it’s abnormal reddish hue to what it had been before, though that was the only change.
He just hoped she wouldn’t ask why he’d dropped his magic in the first place; he’d never live it down, if she decided to stay friends with him.
"U-uhm, I know that this isn't normal, but sinc eyou're a doctor and all can you help me with this poor little thing?" Somnus rambled, cradling a very small and very thin kitten in his hands. "I'm new here a-and I don't know where the vet is, and I don't know where I am--" This tall nerd is obviously panicking, worried for the bundle of fur cradled in his palms.
Rhiley was actually on her half-assed lunch break when the attractive man came to her. She blinked as she looked to the little ball of fluff in his hands.“Oh my! What is wrong with it? I can certainly try!” she was no animal doctor by any means, but how different could it be? She held out her hands, offering to take the little fluff ball.
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“I think so?” Somnus did a quick once-over of the rest of him; his back was sore, but that was likely due to having to hunch over a bit to fit properly in the box. Nothing else seemed to hurt as of yet, though he knew his back would seize up eventually.
“Do you know who did this? At all?” He tried to shift, but quickly determined that was a poor idea; when he shifted, his back seized up. A soft hiss of pain escaped him, back getting worse since there was no room to stretch in the confined space.
A little close forrr Somnus bc I love that bean - mxsicbxis; Fiete
((MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM NICE OuO @mxsicbxis ))
Prompt: Send “a little close” for our muses to get stuck in a small space together.
Somnus was minding his own business, making his way through the crowded shopping area before he was rudely shoved by yet another person. He bit back a retort, instead focusing on getting out of the space and catching the bus to get home. It wasn’t his fault that it was hot out!!! He’d worn his crop top and booty shorts in public before, why was he getting so much shit for it today?!?
He manaeuvered his way through the crowd, overjoyed to find it thinning out a bit. Just a little bit further and he’d be home free–
“Mmph?!?” A hand covered his mouth, sweet-smelling cloth covering his nose as he was dragged out of the street and into an alleyway. This wasn’t normal!!! Who… As the world faded to black, he watched as another person was snatched from the street; his eyes refused to focus on them.
When he woke up, he immediately noticed a few things. His head was killing him, he was in some kind of small box-like object, and he was not alone. There was so little room in the box that the other person had clearly been dumped on top of him; thank god he was able to see, though if the other occupant was human they wouldn’t be able to see a thing.
“Are… Are you okay?” He kept his voice quiet, though it sounded loud in the small space. He really hoped the other person was okay, but he just didn’t know.
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He jumped, letting out a startled shriek as she screamed. The blanket slipped off his head, revealing his horns to the soft glow of the TV. A hand went to where his heart would be if he were human, shock and hurt flitting across his expression before registering the fear in her actions.
“Rhiley, a-are you okay?!?” He didn’t understand; why was she scared of him? She’d been happy with him all of a few moments ago--
He glanced at his hands, confusion going to clarity. That was the problem. He tried to throw his magic back up, to make himself look more human; he was far too spooked still for that to be successful. He still looked like a demon.
“Rhiley, it’s me. It’s Somnus.” He did his best to make himself appear non-threatening. The only real change was the little nubby horns, the tail, and now-red skin; oh, and the eyes. Couldn’t forget that the pupil now resembled that of a cat than a person. “... Are you alright?”
"U-uhm, I know that this isn't normal, but sinc eyou're a doctor and all can you help me with this poor little thing?" Somnus rambled, cradling a very small and very thin kitten in his hands. "I'm new here a-and I don't know where the vet is, and I don't know where I am--" This tall nerd is obviously panicking, worried for the bundle of fur cradled in his palms.
Rhiley was actually on her half-assed lunch break when the attractive man came to her. She blinked as she looked to the little ball of fluff in his hands.“Oh my! What is wrong with it? I can certainly try!” she was no animal doctor by any means, but how different could it be? She held out her hands, offering to take the little fluff ball.
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Somnus was NOT willing to admit how scared he’d become. The movie spooked him more than he was willing to admit; he’d gone from holding Rhiley to being held by Rhiley, hiding his face in her neck at a particularly bad jumpscare (he would never admit to making a small squeak noise when he did so, it never happened ever and he would die on that stand).
He squeaked again and hid his head under the blanket when the doorbell rang, a tremor of fear running down his spine when Rhiley jumped with him.
“O-Okay...” He made himself into a small ball, an impressive feat for someone of his size, and left only his face poking out of the blanket. It was universal law, after all: if you’re completely covered by a blanket, the monsters cannot hurt you.
Unbeknownst to him, the doorbell had caused him to drop his magic; he was so spooked, he was instinctively showing his perceived enemy who he was in an effort to protect himself. He didn’t realize his skin was too red to be human, that his horns were clearly visible through the blanket, and that his tail was poking out the other side of the blanket and twitching like crazy.
"U-uhm, I know that this isn't normal, but sinc eyou're a doctor and all can you help me with this poor little thing?" Somnus rambled, cradling a very small and very thin kitten in his hands. "I'm new here a-and I don't know where the vet is, and I don't know where I am--" This tall nerd is obviously panicking, worried for the bundle of fur cradled in his palms.
Rhiley was actually on her half-assed lunch break when the attractive man came to her. She blinked as she looked to the little ball of fluff in his hands.“Oh my! What is wrong with it? I can certainly try!” she was no animal doctor by any means, but how different could it be? She held out her hands, offering to take the little fluff ball.
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“I’ll hold you to that.” He snuggled into her, an arm wrapping loosely around her. It was mostly to help him feel more comfortable than to protect her from the monsters in the movie, but he was allowed to have some dignity.
He enjoyed the warmth of her hand on his chest. It was... really nice, actually. He couldn’t remember the last time someone had been this nice to him without trying to get into his pants.... He’d be lying if he said he hadn’t missed it.
“Let me know if I squeeze you too hard, I scare easy for this kind of movie.” Let the movie begin.
"U-uhm, I know that this isn't normal, but sinc eyou're a doctor and all can you help me with this poor little thing?" Somnus rambled, cradling a very small and very thin kitten in his hands. "I'm new here a-and I don't know where the vet is, and I don't know where I am--" This tall nerd is obviously panicking, worried for the bundle of fur cradled in his palms.
Rhiley was actually on her half-assed lunch break when the attractive man came to her. She blinked as she looked to the little ball of fluff in his hands.“Oh my! What is wrong with it? I can certainly try!” she was no animal doctor by any means, but how different could it be? She held out her hands, offering to take the little fluff ball.
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A little close forrr Somnus bc I love that bean - mxsicbxis; Fiete
((MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM NICE OuO @mxsicbxis ))
Prompt: Send “a little close” for our muses to get stuck in a small space together.
Somnus was minding his own business, making his way through the crowded shopping area before he was rudely shoved by yet another person. He bit back a retort, instead focusing on getting out of the space and catching the bus to get home. It wasn’t his fault that it was hot out!!! He’d worn his crop top and booty shorts in public before, why was he getting so much shit for it today?!?
He manaeuvered his way through the crowd, overjoyed to find it thinning out a bit. Just a little bit further and he’d be home free--
“Mmph?!?” A hand covered his mouth, sweet-smelling cloth covering his nose as he was dragged out of the street and into an alleyway. This wasn’t normal!!! Who... As the world faded to black, he watched as another person was snatched from the street; his eyes refused to focus on them.
When he woke up, he immediately noticed a few things. His head was killing him, he was in some kind of small box-like object, and he was not alone. There was so little room in the box that the other person had clearly been dumped on top of him; thank god he was able to see, though if the other occupant was human they wouldn’t be able to see a thing.
“Are... Are you okay?” He kept his voice quiet, though it sounded loud in the small space. He really hoped the other person was okay, but he just didn’t know.
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He curled up next to her on the couch, making sure he was plenty comfortable and doing his best to pretend like he was about to start watching a comedy, really anything except horror movies. He even grabbed a blanket and wrapped the two of them in it; the more comfort he had, the longer it would take for him to be fully and properly spooked.
“I’m gonna call it right now, the pizza guy ringing the doorbell is gonna scare me more than the first half of the movie.” It wasn’t a lie, it was a hope. A prayer. In reality, he might last until the first jumpscare or whatever the first real scare of the movie is.
"U-uhm, I know that this isn't normal, but sinc eyou're a doctor and all can you help me with this poor little thing?" Somnus rambled, cradling a very small and very thin kitten in his hands. "I'm new here a-and I don't know where the vet is, and I don't know where I am--" This tall nerd is obviously panicking, worried for the bundle of fur cradled in his palms.
Rhiley was actually on her half-assed lunch break when the attractive man came to her. She blinked as she looked to the little ball of fluff in his hands.“Oh my! What is wrong with it? I can certainly try!” she was no animal doctor by any means, but how different could it be? She held out her hands, offering to take the little fluff ball.
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