the fact that we need 8 hours of sleep is ridiculous we should only need 4 and the other 4 should be used to be cozy in your bed and rub your legs together like a cricket and listen to music and think about your little scenarios
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"con artist" is maybe the profession with the biggest gap between How Cool They Are In Media and How Cool They Are In Real Life
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Choker Necklaces // Exangelis Jewelry
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This machine kills AI
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the problem with having a decade old tumblr blog is that there are posts on it from a decade ago
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Being on your phone in bed at home during your free time: this sucks I'm wasting my life away what am I doing
Being on your phone at work:
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pls reblog for sample size etc
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marcille, confronted with boiled mushroom: ewwwww it was just up and walking arooouuuund
marcille, confronted with her best friend's skeleton: [etching an evil necromantic circle into the ground] the concepts of "right" and "wrong" were crafted by empires of men to shackle and puppet us
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sleeping positions that fuck up your spine feel so good for no reason it’s literally the devil’s deepest temptation
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two bros, both alike in sexuality
in a hot tub, where we lay our scene
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Happy Dunmeshi Thursday everybody! And congrats to Laios for meeting his future husband this episode 🎉🥂
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i do unironically think the best artists of our generation are posting to get 20 notes and 3 reblogs btw. that fanfic with like 45 kudos is some of the best stuff ever written. those OCs you carry around have some of the richest backstories and worldbuilding someone has ever seen. please do not think that reaching only a few people when you post means your art isn't worth celebrating.
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