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In an alternate universe
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DUMBEST FUCKING POST EVER THANK YOU OP
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I’m sorry
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Smeyer: Bella is 100% straight
Also Smeyer: Writes Bella having a long internal struggle about if Rosalie is hotter than Edward and never shuts up about how hot she is everytime she sees Rosalie
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I can’t be the only one who totally wanted Bella to eat that rock climber when she became a vampire. When Edward was like Wow! You walked away from blood mid hunt! Even experienced vampires struggle with that! That was such bullshit. I wanted Bella to shred that rock climber
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I like to think that since vampires can see in the dark well that they have a tapetum lucidum, aka the part of the eye that reflects light and makes them shine in the dark.
Like imagine Bella looking out her window at night and just seeing Edward's two creepy glowing eyes in the tree.
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Can I ride on Emmett's shoulders? He's really big, please?
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Can you imagine if one day, like 200 years from now after Renesmee has "full matured", Bella notices Renesmee looks.... Different?
Maybe it's the wrinkles around her eyes no one seemed to notice when she smiled before. Maybe it's the shine in her red curls slowly fading. Maybe it's the way her skin no longer has that dazzling glow she's had since she was born.
Bella realizes one day with abject horror- Renesmee is aging again.
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@drschnauzer
charlie swan takes renesmee fishing and turns around to find her chewing on the head of a live fish
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i have another reason to be mad at edward cullen:
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reasons why edward only owns one brain cell:
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business john:
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sexy time john:
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i love the fact that the rdr2 fandom decided to make wolves such john-related animals. my man got literally mauled by them and probably has some sort of trauma related to this incident, yet we dont care- we put our modern au's johns into wolf t-shirts, make the wolves his fursonas, keep tying everything wolf-related to him, call him a wolf boy
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I mean, if it's bad enough that GRIMSHAW says something, like, come on, Dutch.
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FINNISH RDR2 FANART
I LOVE YOU OP I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
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the beast loved you
Keep reading
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them
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