A black cat crossing your path is actually good luck on account of you get to see a cat
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*X-Force loses Deadpool in a crowd*
Domino: Shit what do we do
Negasonic: Don’t worry we’ve got this *nods toward Yukiyo*
Yukiyo: *inhales* HI WADE
Deadpool: *appearing out of nowhere* HI YUKIYO
Negasonic: There he is
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me after a quiet day in: Time for a quiet night in
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People need to STOP looking at me
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you CANNOT give another human being the responsibility of your happiness.
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me: queen of having had enough
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