Well, no, but I [...] understand animals pretty well! Me and animals go way back. You know? So I get them! I don't think reindeers are capable of being vengeful.
Because it makes sense! Right?
You weren't there, Felix. You didn't see the way it was looking at me so you'll never understand it. And no one will ever convince me that it wasn't going after me by going after my car all because it wanted my donut.
I want to argue against that but I don't know how.
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Oh, I think it would be kind of cool to have gray hair. Like the lady in the yogurt commercials!
They won't be for long. They will go bad. Just like mine. And then your hair will go grey and you will never be youthful again.
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@rn-zane from here:
[pm] Wyatt told me about the new [...] living arrangements. And that you two aren't speaking which is fair. [...] Felix, I am so sorry. Sorry doesn't even cut it at all but I am. We shouldn't have meddled but Wyatt seemed so confident that he could convince Leo and I figured if there was even a small chance of getting you out. Wasn't our call to make, though. [...] How are you holding up? Is there [...] anything I can do?
[pm] I'm sorry. I'm not [...] not speaking to him. I just [...] don't know what to say. He probably thinks less of me now. So do you. I It was easier when no one knew. It was better when [...] It's okay. I'm not mad. It's just [...] I asked you not to. You know? I asked you not to, and Wyatt said he wouldn't, and it just...
I know what Leo's like. I know. Better than a lot of people. And I just [...] wish that you guys would have trusted that. I wish you could have understood that I know this situation better than you do.
I'm okay. I'll be okay. It's not the worst thing he could have done, right? It's not the worst thing he has done. Are you guys okay? What [...] did he say to you?
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I don't mind paying people! I think people should get what they've earned, you know, if they've done work for you. I don't know how to work Pinterest. I get on there, and it's just a lot of ads. :(
I don't know man, I was just asking if you were looking to pay people. If you're not, I have a pinterest account with thousands of inspiration photos.
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Oh, yeah. YouTube has everything. But I always go on there to watch something specific and then get distracted by something else. There's too much content. You could definitely teach me if you wanted to! Maybe that would be fun.
I don't know. They call the anniversary of his death 'Good Friday,' so maybe that balances it out a little bit? Eggs don't represent guys, though. Guys don't hatch out of eggs unless they're bird guys. Or reptile guys or fish guys, I guess, but Easter doesn't use eggs like that.
Oh. That's okay. Somewhere else, then?
I bet there's a Youtube tutorial. There's one for everything. But even then, I could teach you! I made a very delicious lemonade. I should've charged more for it, but you know... I'm with the people. A lotta times I gave it away for free.
How come a guy gets so many celebrations, actually? I think the eggs are just meant to represent the fact that he was a guy :/ We should be celebrating her mom, but maybe not...for creating such an attention seeker.
I hate the forest :(
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becarse we all just a wanna be big rockstar
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[pm] It's hard to explain, I think. We're intertwined, but still two separate consciousnesses. So when the jaguar is in control of the body, I'm not. I'm not [...] me. I don't know how to put it into words. I'm sorry. I'm not very good at this, I'm making it confusing. [...] He's not a parasite. I don't think I am, either. It's like [...] a partnership, maybe?
Yeah. I want to. But [...] I don't think I'm good at it.
[pm] Oh. [...] You stated you and the jaguar are intertwined. I assumed you meant that the human and the jaguar were more connected. I thought you were the same as me and my parasites. I am my parasites and my parasites are me. I am myself and my parasites are themselves. Was it is like to share a body with a separate entity? [...] Is the jaguar like the parasite? Are you the parasite?
Ok. Do you want to protect the humans? [...] I am glad you will tell me if it happens.
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[pm] I'm not trying to be a downer. I don't want to bring down anybody's mood!
[pm] If that's you being a downer then you're going to have to try a lot harder to bring down my mood.
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[pm] Oh. [...] You can't usually see [...] people like that, can you? Are you okay?
Sorry, sorry. You don't have to spray me.
[pm] I know, sweet one. But yes I did. Saw one of my […] sisters. You know, one that has passed. My older sister actually.
Oh hush you. Don’t talk about my friend like that. You want me to spray you with water?
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Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971) dir. Mel Stuart
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[pm] Hey.
[pm] Zane, hi. I'm Are you oka Did Leo say somethi I'm sorry about I'm I'm really sor Hey.
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[user is touched.] Thanks, Thea. I think you're really cool, too. You're a good person. I think you shouldn't be working here.
[pm] We're [...] not allowed to pick our own managers. So I'm kind of stuck with him, you know? I can't get rid of him or anything.
Yeah. See you soon. I appreciate you, Thea. A lot. You're a good friend. [...] Do you think that's safe? I don't really know what the boiler does. [...] I've definitely met a lot of them.
I think it is. I think you're really cool, Felix. [...] I think we're at a job that has a lot of really not cool people (and Wyatt) but you're cool. I think that's special. How nice you are, I mean. A day can be bad, and I can be tired, but then there's you and you're always doing your best and it makes me want to do that too That's the part that's cool. I wish more people were like you. I wish I was like y
[pm] Oh. I'm sorry about Why is he still your manager? Can you fire him?
Okay, I'll see you soon. I'm just gonna make sure I have everything first. Felix, are you ok Felix, ar We should definitely put stuff on the boiler! Because it's ugly and makes a lot of noise. Have you met all the rats yet?
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I can check out yard sales. Maybe thrift shops, too?
Usually like little roadside attractions in town. Sometimes I pick up trinkets from yard sales and stuff.
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So, not tacky?
That sounds tolerably adorable.
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[pm] He's nice! The one we had is, anyway. We named him Cosmo. I guess he's a brownie? Whatever that is. He kind of looks like a rabbit mixed with a cat.
[pm] Oh great, the last thing I need is a creature eating my food. What kind of little guy? Like, the cute and fuzzy kind?
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