Please look at my baby she’s perfect and gorgeous and she looks like a smooth lump of clay in the sun

snackin' saturday

Cursing you with forbidden arcane knowledge (how to make perfect air fryer chips)

Cornflour. Toss them in cornflour and whatever seasonings you want, then toss them in a drizzle of oil, then add to the basket at 190C and toss every 5 minutes until they're done to your liking.

i really need you to understand that AI cannot lie to you. these are mathematical equations. it cannot lie to you any more than Siri can lie to you. it can only misinterpret or make assumptions based on existing information, or sometimes, absolutely nothing at all.

i really thought (hoped) that our generation and younger would be more tech competent and wouldn't fall into hysterics over every single demonizing screenshot or video that features AI, but good lord, it's boomer-level panic from some of y'all.

I hope nyall kno I wuv u rawr XD nuzzles UwU

Please do cite the deep magic to me actually. I may have been there when it was written but I am very forgetful

3 seconds into dungeon meshi and they’re already living my dream. i love eating things I ought not in unfamiliar ecosystems

ain't nepotism those bastards fthat sucked up spunch bobs hause

finally someone who knows what they're talking about!

okay americans i gotta ask because as an European i grew up with lots of american shows and cartoons and in a lot of them there was an episode where they give the protags a doll or an egg or a bag of flour or whatever and told them pretend to be its parents or something

Side note i discovered a small customer service hack

sometimes when I gotta scan a book a small child picked out, toddlers who think I'm just taking it from them might get stressed out or start to cry cuz they don't understand what's happening

But I figured out--since children love sound effects--if I say something like "it's okay, it's just gonna go "Beep!" Then I'll hand it right back to you! Ready?" And then I scan it. And it seems to go over better. They're intrigued by the noise

Yesterday this toddler was on the verge of tears when his mom had him hand me his book but then I did this maneuver and he broke into a huuuge grin when the scanner beeped. I'm literally some kind of sorcerer

Not to be a Boomer but your social media should be your own space, not something employers are allowed to look at to judge you beyond the qualifications stated in your resume and cover letter

you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy