reallytimhortons
Tim Hortons
I swear I'm Tim Hortons (this is a parody account)
- Minor - Any and all pronouns -
218 posts
Last active 60 minutes ago
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Last Seen Blogs
helaenasaegon
Helaegon propagandist Team Black girlie.
theogygiaisland
Ogygia
threelxttledxcklngs
Triple Threat!
alfredcamp
Alfred Camp
winkovich35
As Sweet As A Peach
Text
My face is having uncontrollable spasms. Great. It hurts really, really, really bad.
I think part of why I have trouble explaining pain to the doctor is when they ask about the pain scale I always think “Well, if someone threw me down a flight of stairs right now or punched me a few times, it would definitely hurt a lot more” so I end up saying a low number. I was reading an article that said that “10” is the most commonly reported number and that is baffling to me. When I woke up from surgery with an 8" incision in my body and I could hardly even speak, I was in the most horrific pain of my life but I said “6” because I thought “Well, if you hit me in the stomach, it would be worse.”
337K notes
·
View notes
Text
Reblog if you think a woman can be complete without children
Y’ALL HAVE TIME TO REBLOG THIS. IT TAKES LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS.
520K notes
·
View notes
Note
hey >:(
what did I do? (other than calling you JC when you were beefing with @truly-jcjenson and simply being a clone of @cherrysandcats)
Who do you hate the most in all of the corpverse?
Honestly, I don't know anymore.
I don't hate anyone, they're all chill.
(actually, @reallytimhortons, fuck you. I don't hate you with all my being, but I kinda hate you.)
7 notes
·
View notes
Text
My turn for the notes game lol. If this gets to 2024 notes, I'll seriously start studying for my exam next month
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
Summoning is commencing
@actual-aspec-military @actually-mtn-dew @truly-jcjenson @jcjenson-official @canadian-tire-real
I am not the person who is reporting gimmick blogs
I have heard that accusation once so just in case
552 notes
·
View notes
Text
Reblog if you are not a pedophile.
If everyone doesn’t reblog this, I’m unfollowing all of you.
280K notes
·
View notes
Note
hiiii Timmy
Xoxo, @100percent-shell-oil
sup, want a timbit?
0 notes
Text
Welcome to the gang, don't die (we can't have another death here *glances over at @totally-scjohnson*)
I introduce myself as Tim (any pronouns)
probably need an intro.,.,
you all can call me dew or mountain dew if you wanna be fancy.
he/fizz/xe pronouns exclusively<3
im transmasc + pan n poly..,..,,
basic info done thats all please be tame-ish.
blog owner is a minor please be normal dear god 💔
81 notes
·
View notes
Note
Hello, fellow Canadian. :3
—@no-name-real
Greetings.
0 notes
Text
Fun fact: I’m autistic
I’m gonna do a thing inspired by another person
Reblog if your blog is safe for autistic people or is ran by an autistic person!
oh and
Reblog if you stand against Autism Speaks!
59K notes
·
View notes
Text
YO!! FEMBOY HOOTERS AND ALL HIS SIDEBLOGS GOT TERMINATED PLEASE RB AND TAG PPL ON THIS AS MUCH AS U CAN!!!@operagxreal @barnes-and-noble-official @basically-bumble @totallyofficialtacobell @totally-official-yahoo @totally-bing @officialtinder @officially-google-translate @officially-ikea @official-fedex @incognito-mode-official @forever21-offical @officialkfc @k-f-c-official @life360-i-swear @big-mayo-official @bingle-official @the-real-google @firefox-official @wow-google-maps @wallyworld-the-unofficial @walmart-the-official @realgoogleslides @realgoogledocs @yahooo-official @pinterest-real @definitely-wikipedia
HIS SIDEBLOGS WERE jollibee-real, white-castle-official, firewaysubs, firesub-houseway, officially-google-translate
116 notes
·
View notes
Text
COMBUSTIBLE TIMBITS GO AFTER @decafcatfeen
i got pinked again :( UwU
I guess this is a good opportunity to learn the UwU language or whatever it's called UwU
40 notes
·
View notes
Text
Have infinite free timbit.
TIMBITS TASTE SO GOOD.
5 notes
·
View notes
Text
Nah don't worry, I only eat Tim Hortons menu items and chug maple syrup. I'd never touch anything that they have.
Here's a comparison of one of my meatball subs (right 🥰🥰) and one of Subway's meatball subs (left 🤮🤮)
Subway's sub is so sad, look at those tiny little nasty mucus-looking globs of cheese. The bread looks like it's soggy from being drowned in sauce. The meatballs aren't even a decent size. It looks like you'll contract a disease from just being in the general vicinity of it.
And there's mine, look how beautiful it is. The bread is toasted and isn't being waterboarded by sauce. The cheese is melty and actually on top of the meatballs properly. It actually looks edible, also it's THICK.
Do better Subway.
103 notes
·
View notes
Text
What the fuck happened here
Here's a comparison of one of my meatball subs (right 🥰🥰) and one of Subway's meatball subs (left 🤮🤮)
Subway's sub is so sad, look at those tiny little nasty mucus-looking globs of cheese. The bread looks like it's soggy from being drowned in sauce. The meatballs aren't even a decent size. It looks like you'll contract a disease from just being in the general vicinity of it.
And there's mine, look how beautiful it is. The bread is toasted and isn't being waterboarded by sauce. The cheese is melty and actually on top of the meatballs properly. It actually looks edible, also it's THICK.
Do better Subway.
103 notes
·
View notes
Text
blogsona ya
As you can see, I am a Swiftie. So is @cherrysandcats and so is @totally-scjohnson and @same-picture-of-phobos-every-day and any more clones of Cherry (if they exist)
um tags lols no pressure @brookiedaaroacecookie @alright-purple @bored-dromaeosaur @canadian-tire-real and anyone else
picrew and last song you listened to <3
no pressure tags
@wilburthetherian @hold-my-dr-pepper @femboy-hooters-official @100percent-shell-oil @nanochittle
@tameable50 @ford-mustang-1969 @truly-jcjenson @sam-the-skelepun
1K notes
·
View notes
Note
I'M OVERANALYZING YOUR LORE. 👹
ok
I totally haven't been secretly waiting for something like this to happen
0 notes