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realhelldivers · 6 hours
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oh that's [DEMOCRACY]. that's [DEMOCRACY] of my [SWORN ENEMY].
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realhelldivers · 4 days
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how about a nice cup of liber-lgbT
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realhelldivers · 7 days
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𝓯 𝓻 𝓮 𝓪 𝓴 𝔂 helldivers be like: deploying 500 𝓼 𝓮 𝔁 bomb
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realhelldivers · 9 days
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i love eating 5 bags of patriot wings each night, washing them down with some super soda, and having a helldiver themed heart attack in my destroyer while waiting for a new mission
god bless super earth
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realhelldivers · 11 days
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me, with a suspiciously large 2 billion terminid sized stomach, rubbing it gently: "urrp, wow guys! that order was done really quick! urf, how did you guys do it so fast?"
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realhelldivers · 13 days
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automatons are lucky i don't have manual control over my super destroyer
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realhelldivers · 17 days
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realhelldivers · 17 days
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ouch
i twistie my ankle walking to the next objective owieeeeeeeeee pleaseeeeee i need my dwuggies i need my 10 trillion mg amphetamines directly into my heart pleeeeeeease
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realhelldivers · 19 days
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all im saying is that if they actually wanted us to stop killing so many fellow helldivers they should stop recruiting people that are so 500kg bombable
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realhelldivers · 20 days
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tf you mean they are BACK 🤖
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realhelldivers · 20 days
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who up hellin they gottang dive
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realhelldivers · 21 days
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just put in my procreation application let's GO
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