That bit in Witness for the Dead when Celehar is forced into a conversation he's been trying to avoid, so he offers up a little prayer to the patron god of earthquakes?
THERE IS. a website. that takes 3D models with seams and pulls it apart to make a plushie pattern and informs you where things need to be edited or darts added for the best effect. and then it lets you scale it and print off your pattern. and I want to lose my MIND because I’ve lost steam halfway through so many plushie patterns in the mind numbing in betweens of unwrapping, copying all of the meshes down as pieces, transferring those, testing them, then finding obvious tweaks… like… this would eradicate 99% of my trial and error workflow for 3D models to plushies & MAYBE ILL FINALLY FINISH SCREAMTAIL…
you are a soldier on a galactic spaceship. your new boss is dressed like robespierre, wig included, and greets you with "hey, it's all good, we say fuck here, I’m no snitch." you later discover this loser has spent the past two years completely stoned and ass out in the snow in siberia. that is what it's like being assigned to the mercy of kalr's amaat decade and realizing seivarden vendaai is your new lieutenant.