i have changed blog because i swear sideblogs are the sixth level of hell

it’s @battlewounded

Drop a kitten on my muse!!

😺 - Happy and purrs 24/7, loves to plays and bounce around

😸 - Won’t stop snuggling, no concept of personal space

😹 - Little wobbly but lovey, can’t walk in a straight line and runs into everything

😻 - Loves everyone and everything, runs face and butt on anything it possibly can

😼 - Sneaky lil bastard, knocks everything off of shelves and tables

😽 - Licker, licks everything, nothing is safe, ever

🙀 - Scaredy cat, everything is scary and spooks, needs a Xanax

😿 - Whiner, always making noise and demanding attention

😾 - Giant jackass cat, no love unless treat, don’t pet

SEND A SYMBOL FOR A CORRESPONDING PROMPT/STARTER.

[ ☎ ] my muse calls yours in tears.

[ ✪ ] our muses are stuck in an elevator together.

[ ◐ ] my muse is having a sleepover with your muse.

[ ✿ ] my muse attempts to cook dinner for your muse.

[ ◈ ] my muse makes a drunk confession to your muse.

[ ღ ] my muse makes an attempt to cheer your muse up.

[ ✦ ] my muse pushes yours out of frustration/anger.

[ ❢ ] my muse discovers yours all bloodied and bruised.

[ ➤ ] my muse accidentally punches your muse in the face.

[ ⌚ ] my muse recalls their favorite memory with your muse.

[ ✜ ] my muse collapses in front of yours, all bloodied and bruised.

[ ☯ ] my muse tells yours that they never want to see them again.

[ ✈ ] my muse asks yours to accompany them on a trip/mission/etc.

[ ● ] my muse catches yours snooping through their belongings.

[ ☻ ] my muse wakes up in your muse’s closet the night after a party.

[ ✌ ] my muse reaches out to yours after months of no communication.

[ ☢ ] the car broke down in an unfamiliar part of town, and our muses are lost.

[ ✠ ] it’s three in the morning and my muse unexpectedly arrives at your muse’s home.

[ ☁ ] the entire city is without power due to a storm, and our muses run into each other during a supply run.

things my daughter has said - a sentence meme

“I don’t want to love anyone. I just want to love dogs and youtube.” “Look at this bunny! Look how fucking cute it is!” “I have to eat all these cookies. I’m counting to thirty-seven.” “If I was going to kill someone, I would poison them on Taco Tuesday because no one expects tacos.” “Capitalism made the minions.”  “If there’s no chicken nuggets, I don’t want to go.” “I’m not afraid of blood. I see it all the time.” “The floor is fine. I’ll stay here.” “Oh, boy, here comes reality!” “My least favorite piece of clothing is socks. They’re like pants for your feet.” “There’s so many girls…” “If I can’t hug a ghost, what’s the point?” “I’ve only hit a guy once but I could do it again.” “This smells like happiness and ketchup.” “But is Dr. Phil really real?” “I want to be a rock. Rocks get to lie down as much as they want.” “I noticed a strange thing. Mostly when you say ‘maybe’, it’s in a pattern. A pattern of ‘no’.” “I don’t understand but I’m angry about it.” “I’m in love with you because you bring me food.” “I’m going to kill everyone.” “Oh, right in the head!” “The world is going to keep going even if you don’t like it.” “I would go to jail for you.”

this is the second night in a row that krogan have kept me up until 4 am and i have no regrets

in my headcanon, baby krogan wear little hooded ponchos

thought of the day: if grunt had kids, would that make shepard sort of like their grandfather? discuss.

I can't live with this anger, it never gets better.

Another thing that fucked me up is that Miranda (who is my default romance for him) told him to come find her afterwards. He never does because he sacrificed himself for her and his friends to stay alive.

I did. Fell right through the fish tank. How did you manage that? It… exploded. (x)

this is the worst one so far

“I think the idea was that Shepard was a hero then, and maybe he’d be a hero now even if it wasn’t exactly Shepard,” He didn’t exactly now how It happened.

 “I don’t know, but I didn’t want Cerberus to think they could use me again for anything, so that was the plan. Now I'm here trying to make a name for myself that has nothing to do with Shepard. I have heard of what he has done, and I don't think I'll be doing the same anytime soon,"

Not that he thought it was unrealistic, but he hadn't gone through what that Shepard went through.

"And that brought me here. I overheard that you are the Pathfinder then?" He had been listening too as he thought she didn't look like someone who was a regular, "What's your business around these parts then?"

my shepard’s characterisation in a nutshell

me:1: trama made him an asshole so he dislikes everyone me:2: still an asshole, love changed him (tm), god i love garrus my buddy, i have now adopted a krogen, throws darts at the illusive man me3: still an asshole, god i love garrus my buddy, all these couples and i love miranda where is she, joker’s wingman, garrus’ wing man, tali my best friend, edi my best friend, shouts at joker, becomes a massive asshole because of the asari homeland so he bottles up his emotions, goes on shore leave where his clone is more of an asshole than him, has a party and realises friendship is magic, sacrifices his life to save his friends because spoiler, he loves his friends

control them and save them

a playlist for @rcthlessness Renegade Commander John Shepard

everybody wants to rule the world/tears for fears|human/rag’n’bone man|the greatest/sia|alive/sia|feel good inc/gorillaz|the kids aren’t alright/fall out boy|the good, the bad and the dirty/panic! at the disco|famous last words/my chemical romance|

send me a ship and I'll tell you...

who is more likely to hurt the other? who is emotionally stronger? who is physically stronger? who is more likely to break a bone?  who knows best what to say to upset the other?  who is most likely to apologise first after an argument?  who treats who’s wounds more often?  who is in constant need of comfort?  who gets more jealous?  who’s most likely to walk out on the other?  who will propose?  who has the most difficult parents? who initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public?  who comes up for the other all the time?  who hogs the blankets?  who gets more sad?  who is better at cheering the other up?  who’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes? who is more streetwise? who is more wise? who’s the shyest?  who boasts about the other more?  who sits on who’s lap?