forbidden snacks

In Kalinigrad, a pedestrian passed through a car standing at a pedestrian crossing, waiting for the green light.

average rick and morty fan

important confession

i lied about my HIV status and all aspects of my identity (marital status, trafficking past, family, etc.) on this blog and i truly apologize.

did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays

but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.

so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun

Innovation at it’s best (cute art)

this is so fucking legendary

a velvety skeleton friend here to bring you financial luck this october 🔮✨

This is truly incredible.

Europe in a nutshell

How do you feel about 🇹🇷

Bob’s Burgers got 62 fans to animate the season 8 premiere. It’s just like a regular episode, except the art-style changes every time the scene changes.

TV show: This is a TV show called Shits&Farts. It is about shits, & farts. The main characters are two men named Shit, & Fart. They tell shit & fart jokes to each other for the whole twenty-minute runtime.

at least one person you follow on tumblr, instantly: omfg im WITHERING from last nights ep….. the dynamic between shit & fart is so fucking  tense and erotic……im still fucking sobbing i hate my sweet babies….. why do they treat each other like this im fucking BATHING IN ACID….. its so good…….. im EMBALMING MYSELF and then DESECRATING MY OWN CORPSE…..