i can’t believe this is happening… i’ve been thinking of the al-shifa siege for the past five six days and it has literally made me sick. when will this end?

Pornbots are so annoying like I’m not gonna fall for this I’m not an idiot I know sex isn’t real and its just something made up for destiel fanfiction

Neurotypicals take drugs to experience everyday shit for neurodivergent people like “Bro I was so high I had to turn my tv down to taste my pizza” yeah that’s a Tuesday night for me

glad to see those spreading the truth

I wasted 30 minutes to do this, but I'm proud of myself anyway.

Happy mishapocalypse guys😭🤚

“mmh….! daddy~! n-ngghaa~!”

you chuckle breathlessly as you pump in and out of me, cooing a little.

“aw, again baby? g-god, you fuckin’ love cumming on this cock don’t you. getting your s-sweet little girl juice all over daddy’s big adult cock, huh.” you lean down to lick and suck my neck as your hand moves to grab the pink sharpie. you lean back and slow your pace down a bit as you uncap the marker. there, on my left breast, is a set of tally marks.

“good thing daddy’s keeping track, right? silly babies can’t count, so daddy’s gotta do it for you.” your hand strokes the marks on my breast. “let’s see… one, two… wow baby! seven times? you’ve cum for daddy so much!” you drag the marker across the skin of my tit, adding to the tallies, and press a kiss to the new line. “you’re doing such a good. fucking. job for me.” you punctuate your words with a thrust before picking your pace back up, pounding into me as i whine and cry. i’m completely overstimulated, a mess you’re fucking into a puddle.

“too bad daddy’s got so. much. stamina. how many more times can you cum for me before i finally breed you, huh? i’m thinking double digits, at least. i mean, you’re already at seven, it’s not that big of a stretch.”

“m-mmphngh~!” i clench around you as i cum again, hot tears springing from my eyes as you continue to fuck into me at that unforgiving pace.

“hehe, i think that was eight.”

Happy Mishapocalypse 2024 everybody!!

I STRIKE AGAIN- MUAHAHAHAHA-!!!

Have an AWESOME day today! 🫵🏻😎🫵🏻

(Only took me about an hour to finish this... Added my watermark tho!)

Nobody :

AI art after April Fools' Day :

Knife Condemned To Week Inside Saran-Wrapped Brownie Pan

This is the face I make as I boop you.

you know what else could we do. we could all change our icons to that one picture of mish— [i am being forcibly removed and taken out back. the crowd is told the shots they heard were unrelated]

Bombing and burning medical facilities. Unspeakably evil.

caesars assassination but with empty cardboard tubes

This person clearly doesn’t belong here. From Ask Historians on Reddit.