i finished reading your story and i must say that, while it's alright, there's so many plot holes because the characters made irrational decisions and didn't think logically 100% of the time. consider fixing this next time please

“are u ok”

bro i am completely disconnected from reality right now

tumblr is less a social media site and more language's final frontier

It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!

finally brought myself to listen to episode 179 of skyjacks. I stopped listening when it came out, summer of my junior year of high school. Not because I no longer liked the show, I just knew I wasn’t in a place where I could handle another ending. These stories become my life. When I lose a part of them, or a person in them, it feels like I’ve lost a friend. I’m now finishing up my freshman year of college and I’ve missed these goofy ass motherfuckers. Let’s take flight.

cock so fat i set off the tsa's fat cock alarm and got a complimentary gentle grope from their bravest pervert

being obsessed with a character is so fucking embarrassing like I'll be getting dressed in the morning like "I bet the 12th doctor would wear these socks" bitch shut the fuck up

"let people be wrong about you" is such good advice that i am unfortunately physically incapable of following. if i am incorrectly perceived by anyone i will simply start ripping things with my teeth

They’ll never do a Hitman level set in a Furry Convention because gamers would absolutely ruin it but imagine. like the target isn’t a furry he just owns a hotel that happens to have one every year but you can disguise yourself in a fursuit and some guy will ask you “what species is your sona” and 47 would be like “a wolf. i always felt a connection with…hunters.” and then diana would be like “let’s see if you can sniff out some information, furrty-seven” and then he comes to my house and kills me for writing this

They Rolls up into a Ball…

Omnipwesent horseshoe crab blog wishes you a sweet Valentine’s Day

Church of Whale Fall

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enlightened soul, changeling soul

Hellppp some transphobe found my posts about getting surgery and is yelling in my asks about how I mutilated my ‘perfect feminine body’ . I got my wisdom teeth removed.