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I relate to the phrase “chillin like a villain” because it shows that I’m calm but also ready to sin
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playin games with the bae
bae: haha babe .. you’re soo competitive.. you should let me win just once..
me:
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im going to have a stroke
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mosquitoes had the nerve…the audacity…the unmitigated gall…to come into my home…where i pay the bills…and suck the blood out of my veins…veins i’ve had for 22 years…
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*drives one mile over the speed limit* my name is max. my world is fire and blood
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Holy shit i wish i knew what this is from
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Serial killer
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WHY CANT I STOP lAUGHING HAHAHAHAHAHA
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