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randompixelz · 4 hours
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"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.
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randompixelz · 6 hours
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perhaps the most beautiful snail I’ve personally seen.
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Everettia jucundior, Sarawak, Malaysia
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randompixelz · 18 hours
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no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for
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randompixelz · 18 hours
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Found an antique 1939 lime pop bottle in the stone fence, advertised as being Lithiated. Everything had lithium in it for a while, great for hangovers and mood swings, until they realized how toxic it was for the system.
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Got me thinking. There was a time when Radium was the next big thing™. It was magical, glowed in the dark, and manufacturers rushed to put it in everything. It went into makeup, drinks, glassware, toothpaste, watch dials, etc. It was total quackery of course, but it took time for the lies to come to the surface, because there were profits to be made.
One of the biggest lawsuits in history, one that changed the courts and worker's rights forever, was that of the Radium Girls.
I am, of course, not drawing any parallels whatsoever with modern day ravenous adoption of something that is toted as magical while exploiting an untold number of people, causing an unknown amount of harm in the long run.
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randompixelz · 19 hours
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purpose of this poll: basically im wondering if my gran having a pistol was a typical american experience
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randompixelz · 1 day
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due to woke the hanged man tarot card is being replaced by the hung woman
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randompixelz · 1 day
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Puking and shitting
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randompixelz · 1 day
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Abolish the comic book industrial complex 🙂
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randompixelz · 1 day
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randompixelz · 1 day
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randompixelz · 1 day
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*smoke emiting from clenched fist*
woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!!
*ring melts off woman’s hand*
woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr..
woman: *screams like a pterodactyl* 
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randompixelz · 1 day
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Me, in my folly: maybe if I get high and do unspeakable things in the shower for an hour this assignment will complete itself
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randompixelz · 1 day
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instagram: smacmccreanor
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randompixelz · 1 day
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do you ever hear people talking about something and you’re like. fuck. let me be real for a second. i’m too much of a commie to have this conversation
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randompixelz · 2 days
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I love when I walk past my aquariums and the fish ZIP straight towards me. Rapidly wiggling to your location with hungry intent (I fed them this morning).
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randompixelz · 2 days
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Comic strip artists from the 40’s draw their characters while blindfolded
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randompixelz · 2 days
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Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case
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