Glass of Supervicious Fluid
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These two images are humorous, your honour, and my client's decision to spend 45 minutes laughing at them is justified
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The bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in Hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devil
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Worker Sophia Addams poisoned by a secret admirer
Hmmm sweet.
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British victorian era generator ! :D
Your month of birth:
January: Prince/Princess
February: Baron/Baroness
March: Marquis/Marquise
April: Earl/Countess
May: Butler/Maid
June: Duke/Duchess
July: Homless boy/girl
August: Salesman/woman
September: King/Queen
October: Joker
November: Prostitute
December: Farmer/worker
First letter of your first name:
A: Arthur/Alice
B: Benedict/Beatrice
C: Charles/Cordelia
D: David/Dorothea
E: Elijah/Evelyn
F: Francis/Fiona
G: George/Gwen
H: Humphrey/Helena
I: Isaiah/Iris
J: John/Juliette
K: Kyrie/Kelvin
L: Luther/Lucille
M: Marcus/Muriel
N: Neville/Novalynn
O: Oscar/Ophelia
P: Pascal/Penelope
Q: Qasim/Quintessa
R: Randall/Rosemary
S: Samuel/Sophia
T: Theodore/Theodosia
U: Uriah/Urith
V: Vincent/Victoria
W: William/Willow
X: Xerxes/Xenia
Y: Yoel/Yolanda
Z: Zander/Zipporah
Last letter of your last name:
A: Addams
B: Berrycloth
C: Chapman
D: Dankworth
E: Edwards
F: Featherswallow
G: Graham
H: Hughes
I: Insworthy
J: Jones
K: Knight
L: Lawrence
M: Matthews
N: Naiswell
O: Osborne
P: Palmer
Q: Quintrell
R: Ratcliff
S: Stewart
T: Taylor
U: Underhill
V: Villin
W: White
X: Xavier
Y: Yates
Z: Zachary
Your favorite color:
White: Death by suicide
Yellow: Poisoned by an secret admirer
Orange: Burned alive as a witch
Brown: Stumbled into horseshit face first, while being drunk and suffocated
Red: Killed by Jack the Ripper
Purple: Ran over by a carriage
Blue: Fell of a great height
Green: Ripped apart by a grizzly bear
Grey: Died peacefully in their sleep
Black: Killed by the pest
Comment bellow what you got and tag at least three people >:D
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@we-r-loonies
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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WHAT UNIVERSE ARE WE IN IM SCREAMING EVERYONE LEAVE ME ALONE IM GONNA COMBUST RIGHT NOW
LOOK AT THE ENERGY THEY HAVE IM SO READY FOR THIS SHOW TO DROP
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Nick & Charlie in The Heartstopper Yearbook by Alice Oseman
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“theyre homophobic but theyre good people!!!” hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. are they really. are they REALLY. are they. are theyr eally. Are the
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Nicknames: when you shorten someone’s name affectionately
Nicholasnames: when you elongate someone’s name affectionately
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"Trans people can't take a joke"
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ok wait, reblog if you’ve cried at least once because of math, doesn’t matter which grade
i’m trying to prove something
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