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Reblog if you're black tumblr.
You don’t have to be black, it just means you support us, you stand by us and you’re for us.
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⚠️ FIC UPDATE ⚠️
Cowards in love (m)
— synopsis: You and Jimin had been friends for a long seven years. But will a novel coworker of yours replace the tightly-knit bond you had with Jimin?
Confess? He can't. He's too afraid of that.
↳ pairing: jimin x f reader
↳ rating: 18+
↳ genre: friends to lovers!au, smut, angst, fluff
↳ word count: 9.5k
↳ warnings: office worker OC, possessive jimin, dom jimin, sub reader, jealously, ownership, filthy dirty talk, unprotected sex (NO GLOVE NO LOVE!), rough sex, hair pulling, oral (m receiving), slight IMPREG KINK during intercourse, spanking, name calling (slut, brat), pussy slapping, multiple orgasms (and I mean two)
release date: Sunday, April 26, 2020 kst
time: tba
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— ALL I WANT FOR COCKMAS (m.)
pairing; jungkook/reader
words; 3,678
genre; santa au, fluff, crack, smut
rating; explicit
— synopsis; you tell santa exactly what you want for christmas.
contents; santa jungkook, but not what u might think, elf yoongi lmao, crack!, humor, christmas related puns, public sex (bathroom sex), unprotected sex (stay safe!), rough sex, creampie, dirty talk, marking, breast play, light cum play, impreg kink!!, multiple orgasms, light degradation.
“No way,” you whined, cheeks aflame as Mina dragged you toward the line to take a picture with Santa Claus. Usually, you wouldn’t care much and go along with her, but this year was different.
Because everyone knew that Jeon Jungkook was being Santa this year.
That’s right, you heard it right, folks. The most attractive man you’d ever seen, the one that caused heat to flood in your cheeks and your thighs to squeeze together was playing Santa Claus. His friends had made it a big deal, telling anyone that would listen to them, shouting it at random people they passed on campus.
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Unconditionally - Part 9
Genre: Werewolf! BTS, Supernatural, Romance, Fluff, Slight Angst, Smut
Pairing: Werewolf! BTS x Reader
Warnings: gratuitous fluff, slight smut
Summary: Y/N’s life was far from normal. All seven of her childhood friends are werewolves who are very attached to her.
Authors Note: The long-awaited part 9. I really appreciate those of you who have been patient and understanding with me. You all voted, so here’s Jimin’s date with Y/N. Enjoy!
Post Date: 5/1/2019
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8 | Part 9 | Part 10 |
By the time the two of you made it home, everyone was asleep. You crept into the house, Seokjin guiding you by your hips. The two of you got ready for bed before sneaking off to his room to sleep. Seokjin pulled the covers back and patted the space next to him. You laid with your back to his chest. Seokjin sighed in content as he wrapped his arms around you. His soft lips found the mark on your neck and gently kissed it. It felt so right to have his body molded to yours. You shifted a bit, trying to get comfortable.
“Keep moving like that princess and I’ll be ready for round two,” Seokjin said, voice deep with sleep.
You woke up the next morning alone. A smile bloomed on your face as you recalled the night before. You stretched and sat up, the bright sunshine warming your back. The door to Seokjin’s room creaked open with the nudge of a black nose. Jimin came in, tail wagging, with a letter in his mouth. He hopped up on the bed, dropped the letter in your lap and licked your cheek.
“Good morning. What’s this?” Your fingers glided under the flap of the envelope and pulled the letter out.
Y/N,
Please keep your schedule free three nights from now.
Sincerely Yours,
Jimin
You admired his handwriting for a moment before looking back up at the wolf. He was sitting before you, head dipped, and ears bent.
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The Strange Case of Dr. Park and Baby Jay || PJM
***WIP DROP - COMING IN JULY 2020***
☆ Pairing: Jekyll/Hyde!Jimin x Professor!Reader
☆ Word Count: ???
☆ Rating: 18+
☆ Genre: Alter ego AU, comedy, romance, smut
☆ Warnings: Smut and swearing
☆ Summary: There’s something strange about Dr. Park, the professor who lectures in the hall before you. Some days he’s a sweet angel that chats with you as you prep your material and on others he looks like he’s suffering from a hangover and could care less about your presence. The pieces slowly start to come together one night while you’re out in a strip club and find Dr. Park there… on a pole… half naked.
☆ A/N: If any of you guys have read Jekyll and Hyde then you know the actual story is pretty dark. It’s also a really good read that I would highly recommend! This story, however, is meant to be more light hearted and funny, kind of like The Nutty Professor (which was originally a parody of J & H).
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SEHEBON ― KTH (M.)
synopsis. you find yourself on izo huen, home to the sehebon. luckily for you, you’ve arrived at an interesting time.
pairing. taehyung/reader
genre. angst, fluff, smut
au. alien!au
wordcount. 16,580
contents. Huge Dick Tae, cocky!tae, soft!tae, protective!tae, lowkey possessive!tae, human!kink, slight harrassment, dom/sub themes, size kink, size difference, sensitivity kink?, orgasm kink?, cunt slapping, breath play, dry humping, cunnilingus, fingering, cumflation, belly bulging, lowkey consent kink, unrealistic sex but it’s aliens what do u expect, lots of mention of humanity
note. tae just wants to learn human things ):
blog masterlist.
made of stardust masterlist.
© httpjeon 2020. do not repost, modify, or translate.
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The Turing Test Masterlist
►Summary
↳ “The Turing Test, developed by Alan Turing in 1950, is a test of a machine’s ability to exhibit intelligent behavior equivalent to, or indistinguishable from, that of a human.”
Jungkook fiddled with your hands in his, humming softly, as if deep in thought. You noted the way his eyebrows had furrowed, the sweet way his lips formed a pout, and wondered what could possibly be troubling him so much. What had he learned today?“
“Creator,” he began, dragging his gaze up to meet your own, “you gave me a mind that thinks, hands that feel, and a heart that beats, but did you give me a soul?”
▻ Status: Ongoing (7/??)
▻ Current Word Count: 67.3k
▻ Pairing: Android!Jungkook x Creator!Reader
▻ Genre: Android AU / Fluff / Smut / Angst / Pining
▻ Rating: 18+ - not every chapter contains smut, but there is explicit smut in some;
▻ CW and other tags: swearing; nudity; dick jokes; Jungkook learns the importance of consent; (male) masturbation; grinding; hand jobs; oral sex; cunnilingus; vaginal fingering; angst; Jungkook is smitten; Jungkook is whipped; does this unit have a soul?; pining; pining; did I say pining?;
► Chapters
↳ One; Two; Three; Four; Five; Six; Seven
Master Masterlist
© fortunexkookie, 2019. Do not copy, repost, or modify. Do not translate without permission.
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Week 7: Masterlist
To celebrate Jimin’s birthday, this week’s category is a special edition: your favorite characterizations of Park Jimin in Tumblr fics!
Criteria for recommendations:
Jimin must be an active part of the fic. Whether this is as a side character or the main one, it doesn’t matter! Either way, he has to be in it.
💌 ⏤ AUTHOR AFFILIATED WITH FICSWITHLUV
NOT FOUND
Come Back To Me Darling by @moonpeachy | Jimin
NSFW ONE-SHOTS
Atalanta by @kpopfanfictrash | Jimin, greek au
Beneath the Water by @jungshookz | Jimin, mermaid au
Blue Blood by @joonbird | Jimin, royalty au
Chem Miss by @kpopfanfictrash | Jimin, college au
Cordially, Jimin by @kpopfanfictrash | Jimin, office au, implied smut
Day of Venus by @knamjooned | Jimin, soulmate au
Faded Love by @jamaisjoons | Jimin, married/established relationship 💌
Locked In Love by @parkmuse | Jimin, brother’s best friend au
Morning Song by @justjiminiethings | Jimin
Red Silk by @gardentulips | Jimin, established relationship
Serendipity by @btsracket | Jimin, soulmate au
Star Light, Star Bright by @readyplayerhobi | Jimin, single dad au
Something New by @gukgalore | Jimin, friends to lovers
Spellbound by @minflix | Jimin, witch au
Sweet One by @peekaboongi | Yoongi, vampire au 💌
The Boyfriend Concept by @kpopfanfictrash | Jimin, porn star au
The Devil In His Details by @johobi | Jimin
Venom by @countrysundae | Jimin, hybrid au 💌
What You Deserve by @jiminniethemarshmallow | Jimin, friends to lovers
SFW ONE-SHOTS
Fairytale by @gukyi | Jimin, mermaid au
Love Playlist by @bloomsjeon | Jimin, high school au, nerd!Jimin
October 13 by @heungtanbts | Jimin
Partiality by @chiminiemoans | Jimin, established relationship
The Rules of Love by @kimlinecult | Jimin, angel au, thriller 💌
Timid by @jincherie | Jimin, hybrid au
We’ll Never Finish This Chapter If You Don’t Stop Laughing by @livlovesbangtan | Jimin, established relationship
NSFW SERIES + TWO-SHOTS
A Lack Of Color by @minflix | Jimin, soulmate au, friends to lovers
And Everything Is Fine by @diedinwarofhormones | Minjoon, soulmate au
Baby Blue by @chimknj | Minjoon, sugar daddy au
Future Hearts by @jungblue | Jungkook, punk au
Good Boy by @btssmutgalore | Jimin, college au
In The Stars (2:1) by @holyfluffly | Jimin 💌
Knife’s Edge by @readyplayerhobi | Jungkook, Jimin, mafia au
Kitten’s Got His Tongue by @gardentulips | Jimin/Yoongi, hybrid au
Love Bite by @softjeon + @cassiavioletblue | Minjoon, vampire au 💌
Nine-One-One by @yminie | Jimin, detective au
Over Again by @yoonia | Jimin, pianist!Jimin, artist!MC
Sin City by @btssmutgalore | Jimin, stripper au
Sweeter Than Sweet by @gimmesumsuga | vampire au
Tentacledipity by @jincherie | Jimin, alien au
The Fuckening by @underthejoon | Jimin, college au
When The Planets Align by @countrysundae | Jimin/Jungkook/Yoongi, alien au 💌
Wild Embers by @dimplemono | Minjoon, arranged marriage, royalty au
SFW SERIES + TWO-SHOTS
The Parting by @minyoongijjangjjangmanboongboong | Jimin, reaper!MC
Thank you to everyone who recommended these fics!
Join us for our next round of recommendations on Monday. Recommendations will open at 8am KST!
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double trouble | mlist
COLLAB; @bangtanstanst & @jooneos
GENRE; smut, fluff, humour, a dash of angst
RATING; explicit
PAIRING; jeon jungkook/f!reader, christian yu/f!reader, christian yu/jeon jungkook/f!reader, christian yu/jeon jungkook
WORDCOUNT; currently 59k
AU; tattoo parlour/flower shop!au, roommate!au, friends2lovers
WARNINGS; explicit sex, porn with plot, swearing, light dom/sub themes, bicurious!jungkook, switch!jungkook, soft dom!christian, sub!reader, tequila is drunk, consensual tipsy sex, polyamory, unprotected but safe sex, brat!reader, bisexual!christian, hung!christian yu, jealousy, dirty talk, threesome (m/m/f), grinding, oral sex, fingering, double penetration (more warnings in individual chapters)
› SYNOPSIS; a bet with your roommate jungkook gets you in a world of trouble, though you’re not exactly complaining. after all, who wouldn’t love trouble when it comes in the form of the man, the myth, the legend; the tattoo artist across the street, christian motherfucking yu?
› NOTE; this started with us just thirsting over christian yu and devolved into a smut collab. we regret nothing. also if you don’t know who christian yu is, my friend, go google him right now.
› PLAYLIST
› MASTERLISTS; jooneos | bangtanstanst
— PROLOGUE
— CHAPTER ONE
— CHAPTER TWO
— CHAPTER THREE
— CHAPTER FOUR › coming soon.
— EPILOGUE › coming soon.
EXTRAS
— to be announced
let us know if you want to be tagged to know as soon as it goes up! :)
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Playing under the table
Pulling their hair during sex/foreplay
Distracting you whilst you’re on the phone
Car sex/foreplay
Sucking on their bottom lip during a kiss
Make up sex
Anal play/sex
Being bratty and refusing sex
When they’re the sub - hyung line / maknae line
Refusing to make noise during sex
Cumming on you
Visiting you at your job as a zoopkeeper
Catching you dancing/singing to one of their songs
Finding out you can’t eat with chopsticks
Doing something domestic/feminine together
Helping you with insomnia
You suffering with claustrophobia
Doped up on allergy medication
Their s/o doing their own hand-poke tattoos
When you’re stressed/overworked
Their pregnant s/o is insecure
Getting jealous when their ex is close to another member
Having an argument and them calling you ‘Noona’
Pulling away
Breaking up - hyung line / maknae line
Breaking up pt. 2
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Week 15 Masterlist
This week we featured a man we all know and we all love dearly, Kim Seokjin! You all sent in some really fantastic recs, and we’re so grateful to have so many people highlight the lovely eldest!
Criteria for recommendations:
SFW/NSFW
Must feature Seokjin
💌 ⏤ AUTHOR AFFILIATED WITH FICSWITHLUV
Fics recommended by followers:
NSFW ONE-SHOTS
A Kiss of Marble by @jinpire
A Lullaby on Canvas by @jincherie
Bad Kitten by @jamaisjoons | 💌
Bobsy-die by @jincherie
Breakfast in Bed by @caribbeanempressblog | 💌
Club Zombie by @floralseokjin
Colder than Snow by @babayagadook
Count Suckula by @dreamyjoons
Dick ‘n’ Go by @winetae
Fast Lane by @yminie
Fume by @ropeseok
Golden Boy by @kpopfanfictrash
Half-baked Holiday by @ddaenggtan | 💌
Hazy by @yoonia
Lay Me Gently by @ddaenggtan | 💌
Leather by @b-angst-tan
Lostmyhead by @floralseokjin
Lost Control by @floralseokjin
Mea Culpa by @jinitude | 💌
Midnight Colors by @vanaera
Moanday Morning by @jinitude | 💌
My Type by @floralseokjin
Off-Script by @baojinnie
Of the Sol by @floralseokjin
Olive Me Loves Olive You by @joopiterjoon 💌
Pink Panther by @gimmesumsuga
Plage by @minflix
Play Hard by @honeymoonjin | 💌
Pride and Fidget Spinners by @kpopfanfictrash
Royally Fucked by @couture-kookie
Salt and Shadow by @floralseokjin
Seaside Sabbatical by @dark-muse-iris
Sehnsucht by @park-moomin
Seven Seconds in Heaven by @jimlingss
Strawberry Roses by @peekaboongi | 💌
Sunrise by @ironicarmy | 💌
The Pretenders by @tayegi
The Stranger by @btssmutgalore
Things You Said In the Dark by @vanaera
Under the Same Sun by @floralseokjin
Urs by @floralseokjin
666 Butterfly Kisses by @ddaenggtan | 💌
SFW ONE-SHOTS
Chrysanthemum by @yoonia
Fall in Hatred by @jimlingss
For You, Anything by @gukyi
From Summer to Winter, I’ll be Yours by @hungline | mxm
If I Only Get a Year with You by @hollyhomburg
Just Say Goodnight and Go by @vanaera
Let It Sparkle by @lamourche
Pasta la Vista by @honeymoonjin | 💌
Restoration by @prolixitae 💌
The Leather Loafers by @jimlingss
Voix by @yoonia
You Will Feel a Flash of Red by @vanaera
NSFW SERIES + TWO-SHOTS
Crystallised by @floralseokjin
Éffleurer by @serenililly
Fight for Me by @jinniesbby
Fire and Desire by @joonbird
For Love and Money by @jimlingss
Groove to my Vibe by @mintjoonlep
Maybe Ever After by @mortaljin
Memoirs of a Mistake by @floralseokjin
Peach Parfait by @jamaisjoons | 💌
Piece by Piece by @underthejoon
Refinery29 by @kpopfanfictrash
The City Comes Alive by @minflix
The Devil Wears Armani by @floralseokjin
SFW SERIES + TWO-SHOTS
Blood and Mercy by @sugasgrowl
Florescence by @jincherie
Starlet and Moonstruck by @jimlingss
Thank you to everyone who recommended these fics!
Join us for our next round of recommendations on Monday. Recommendations will open at 8am KST!
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oh kitten! | p.j.m
⇢ pairing(s): park jimin x cat hybrid!reader, mentions of panther hybrid!jeon jungkook x cat hybrid!reader.
⇢ word count: 2.4K
⇢ genre: smut, fluff, hybrid!au.
⇢ summary: no one expected park jimin to come home with a hybrid, let alone a female cat hybrid. innocent as can be, sweeter than sugar, she was the apple of jimin’s eye, but little did they know, how good she could be.
⇢ warning(s): please read! heavy smut, pwp, dom!jiimin, sub!reader, oral sex (female receiving.), fingering, male masturbation, light exhibitionism, master kink, corruption kink, degredation kink, god kink if you squint, mentions of pet play, light choking, spanking, cum play, breeding kink, unprotected sex - please wear protection!
⇢ author’s note(s): happy new year friends! it is i, your favourite jimin luvr back with a very special gift for miss @fantasybangtan, gia hit me with this very wonderful and steamy gift, so in my new years haze I managed to throw this little steamy one-shot together! please enjoy this very smutty fic hehe.
no one expected park jimin to come home with a hybrid, let alone a female cat hybrid. jimin already had plenty of girls wrapped around his finger before her, so why did he need a hybrid? the short answer was that he was lonely, looking for someone to take care of and fill the empty space between work, college and parties. but jimin had seen the look of happiness on yoongi’s face that one time,upon seeing his girlfriend bring in their excitable german shepard hybrid; taehyung (of course with the permission of their boss seokjin, some establishments didn’t allow hybrids on the premises.)
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namjoon is the type to stare at you and smile when he thinks you don’t notice. you let him think you can’t see him out your peripheral vision. cute idiot. 10/10 would let him keep thinking you don’t see to keep being admired.
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Snow, Don’t Tell (M) | PJM
Granny Park’s Gossip:
Jimin is the sweetest boy around, no comparison. Always ready to listen to my stories, visits me regularly and tells me all sorts of tales about those friends of his. Might as well adopt them all, I know so much about them! Jiminie’s the best grandson anyone could ask for, really, a little angel, and his little gang of friends is quite the hoot. He’s been a little quiet about himself lately, though. Kept going on and on about that neighbor of his, how cute she always looks and how he likes to help her with her groceries, but I think maybe I teased him just a little too much about that crush of his. Maybe he’ll figure out a way to get closer to her this holiday season, because who knows how much longer he’ll pine over the girl if he doesn’t.
❄ Word Count: 27.2k
❄ Pairing: Jimin x Reader
❄ Genre: Neighbors AU / Friends to Lovers / Fluff / Smut / Humor
❄ Rating: 18+ / Explicit
❄ CW and other tags: heavy sexual tension, grinding, groping, swearing, kissing, biting, hair pulling, fingering, masturbation, teasing, edging, hickeys/ bruising skin, oral sex (male and female receiving), praise kink?, love kink, little jealousy talk, mentions of threesome, hinted foursome, penetrative sex, protected sex, pinching, pierced nips, tiddyfucking, dirty filthy talk, whiny Jimin, Jimin is a Snake spilling all the tea about his friends, Jimin is soft, Jimin’s gonna break you, angst, emotional angst, mentioned alcoholism, mentions of toxic parents, some negative self-talk which is quashed by the prince himself, helping jimin feel like the best version of himself, feelings of self-consciousness, insecurities about education, basically a slowburn speedrun that’s wet and wild, second-hand embarrassment, bad weather makes for cars nearly getting into accidents, mentions of (someone else) toe-sucking, memories of Joon as a fuckboy (mentioned), exhibitionism/voyeurism, there’s a lot of secrets and Jimin tells all, Jimin is everyone’s therapist, reader is a mess, jimin is a mess, everyone is a loveable mess
The Snowball Effect Collab Masterlist
This is the first fic the series/project The Snowball Effect by @fortunexkookie (Ryn), @ddaenggtan (Bette), @stutterfly (me!), and @taehyungforreal (Ashley). Please click the link above to see the summaries and genres for each fic! Also, while each of these fics can stand on their own, they all end up at the same place, occurring simultaneously. There are also little easter eggs and secrets for the other fics woven throughout each of these! For the biggest, fluffiest Snowball Effect experience, we highly recommend you read each of them!
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