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randomborger · 2 days
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To my chemists out there do you also just hate/love some elements for no reason
Like in chem class I go: Fuck Bromine and bore, thoses two fools screwing up the Periodic table. They almost have the same name, BUT ONE OF THEM IS A METAL ON ONE SIDE OF THE TABLE, AND THE OTHER IS A METTALLOÏD ON THE OTHER SIDE LIKE WTF. And then I go : ooooo Bismuth my beloved soo pretty, at the bottom of the table, away from all the cool metal, hell yea, and your name is rockers, and then I go FUCK BERKELIUM that freak of nature at least it knows how ugly it is, and decides to hide itself at the bottom where no one cares, and then I go ooo Bore my love dont worry all other B's are just copy cats (except for Bismuth), what you are the only liquid non metal hell yea!
And then there's elements like sodium that are soooo annoying but you can't help liking them
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randomborger · 2 days
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@evilwizard
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edit: THIS POST BREACHED THE CONTAINMENT OF THE TARGET AUDIENCE, "28-YEAR-OLDS WHO SAW THEIR FIRST ANIMES IN PIECES ON YOUTUBE DURING THEIR TEENAGE YEARS." PEOPLE WHO WATCHED SAILOR MOON WHILE SIPPING APPLEY JUICE IN PRESCHOOL I'M SORRY I GUESS THIS ONE MAYBE ISN'T FOR YOU
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If you could make a new color what would you name it and how does it sound more real than magenta.
oh oh oh!! I have a really cool fact as part of my answer!!
Okay, so you know how colour is a spectrum, right? Your eyes only REALLY perceive blends of three base colours- red, blue, and green. (Yes, green.) All other colours are blends of these three primaries- red and green make yellow, red and blue make magenta, and blue and green make cyan.
As you mentioned, magenta is a ""fake"" color- this is because colours are made of waves! The waves on the red end of the spectrum are Low Frequency and the waves on the blue end are High Frequency. You'd *think" halfway between both wavelengths would be the result, but that's green, and we already have a colour for green! So to fix this paradox, the line from red to blue becomes a circle and we see magenta instead!
Now again, this spectrum- it looks like this:
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And most of the world recognizes the six listed colours as distinct. Which means that we take this blended gradient and add hard lines, like this, to clearly separate them from each other:
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BUT, not all societies do this!! There are some whose languages don't *have* different words for "blue" or "green", and as a result, people raised speaking these languages have a REALLY HARD TIME distinguishing between what we recognize as "obviously" either green OR blue.
THEIR colour spectrum looks like this:
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Which is correct and valid and makes COMPLETE sense, because we argue about differences in colour all the fucling time- "is this dark blue or dark purple", "is this neon yellow or neon green", and "is this orange or red" are some common examples. Any of those in-betweens could be treated as whole and distinct blocks with distinct boundaries.
And so, I propose this:
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We merge orange and red cause i can't be fucking arsed
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randomborger · 2 days
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Conclusion: we must become dwarves to save the planet
I am once again thinking about digging holes
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It's so fucked up that digging a bunch of holes works so well at reversing desertification
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I hate that so much discourse into fighting climate change is talking about bioenginerring a special kind of seaweed that removes microplastics or whatever other venture-capital-viable startup idea when we have known for forever about shit like digging crescent shaped holes to catch rainwater and turning barren land hospitable
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randomborger · 2 days
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r o t a t e 🦈🏳‍⚧
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You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?
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randomborger · 4 days
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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.
I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.
One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.
The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?
The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”
I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.
It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.
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randomborger · 4 days
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Do you think Helldivers 2 needs to be in the next Yearly Game Awards?
(Or at least needs to be a contender)
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Reblog for a bigger sample size it's not necessary but appreciated
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randomborger · 4 days
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before the poll, a quick definition of terms:
"mutual" - you found this post from a mutual (on their blog or your dash) "following" - you found this post from someone you're following, but who isn't following you "random" - you found this by scrolling through someone's blog, who you don't follow. this includes people following you "For You" - you found this on the For You page "recommended" - you found this in a "Check out these blogs" popup, or a "recommended" post when looking at a different post "other" - you found this post some other way. comment how? "reblog ✅" - you're going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post "reblog ❌" - you're NOT going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post
with that out of the way:
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randomborger · 4 days
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This is shirtless weather
No in between. Reblog if you vote pleas
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randomborger · 7 days
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the face of a woman who just realized her crush dragged her party through a bunch of dangerous bullshit just so he could have an excuse to talk with this other guy he is obsessed with, and he is not even gonna confront him about stealing their stuff because he wants the other guy to like him
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randomborger · 8 days
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Kaboom?
Couldn't get Both posts in a screenshot because I'm on my phone lol
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randomborger · 8 days
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Why is he so g r a b b y
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the dumpling beast is finally here!!!!!!!!!!!
@forrksie thank you so much, he's so lovely ❤️❤️😍
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randomborger · 9 days
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Masochists, assemble! (Automaton moment)
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randomborger · 9 days
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*sigh* This will be a long post
1. When on fire, dive then stim, not the other way around, or else you're cooked.
2.If the pelican takes damage from heavy fire, it will leave when the first person enters. So always make sure that the sample carrier enters first.
3.When passing near the evac point, always drop samples in it so that when you come to evac, you pick them up.
4. Two 500 kg usually deals with factory striders, and maybe a little bit more if you miss. Make sure to upgrade your eagle to lvl 3 for bot missions.
5.If you want to damage the At-At with the quasar, shoot a shoulder.
6. A quasar and EAT are the best loadout to stop incoming drop ships. Shoot the dropships even if they did already drop, beacause theyll fall on the bots.
7. For civilians evac missions (thoses who last 20min), you will drop on the edge of the map. All squadmates but one will go lure the bots and make them call their bot drops. Then send that one squadmate to do the mission.
8. Only weapons with the explosive damage trait will damage the glowy part of the bile spwers, chargers, tanks, cannons and hulks. Normal weapons will get a 90% damage reduction.
9. Your missions will only go help planet defense or liberation if you complete all three missions in an operation so for the love of god complete your missions
10. If a situation is bad, run.
11. If you die in a bad spot and cant get your stuff, leave it (unless you got like 30 samples minimum)
12. Quasars, Railguns, EAT, amw, autocannon, laser cannon all are great counters against gunships. Some primaries a like the scorcher or eruptor also work but not as well.
13. To take down a factory, you can use one of the following: the 500 kg, eagle airstrike, any barrage, 110 airpods, orbital laser, orbital railcannon, Eruptor, quasar, Autocannon or any explosive grenade. This is from my experience so test other guns and strategies, and test to see if they work on bug holes as well.
14.Some bot weakpoints!
Any devestator - The waist, the head, and for shield devestators the wierd backpack
Any standart bot - Head, but anywhere should also work cuz they're not tanky
Any hulk - Eye and Back
Any Tank - the back, use 2 impact grenades for speed
Factory Striders - The shoulders and the Stomach
Gunships and bot drops - the thrusters
Scout striders - The bot behind the armor, the joint between the legs if your weapon has explosive
Chainsaw men - the head and waist
15. In eradicate missions, always pickup the samples once you're done with the mission
16. If there is a factory at the base of a strategem jammer, destroying it should also destroy the strategem jammer
Hope this helps :3
(Also this is from me playing on bots so some might be a bit wrong or missing smth)
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Share some facts that you think are must-know for any and all Helldivers!
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