modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

rent free

WHAT DO I DO??

You can come out now .

cuddling

raah! creatures!

thank you maruu for the template, its super awesome!!

TIL when Italian researchers gave lab rats MDMA (ecstasy) and played loud music, they broke out in a full blown orgy.

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Listen dude, I knew we went on that magical adventure to nutritionland. We learned a lot from president cauliflower. But I'm gonna be real dude, I think nutritionland is an ethnostate.

Going insane about kicked dog with rabies type characters

the paris catacombs are 1000x more fucked up than i imagined

hey. do whatever you want btw. it’s your identity. kiss people for fun. enjoy sex. nobody’s stopping you. being aro and/or ace doesn’t mean you have to be repulsed by romantic or sexual activities if you don’t want to.

and also! things only mean what you meant them to mean. you can have platonic sex and platonically make out with your friends. it’s true. just be sure to communicate so that everyone involved understands and you’re good.

Man punks really figured it out. We heard music with lyrics that spoke to us and have continued speaking to us and we said "damn is anyone gonna be really sexy and cool and make clothing out of the intangibility of music" and didn't wait for an answer and then had gay sex and dumpster dived about it

someday everyone on this site will collectively realize that being a grown adult with the personality of a judgmental highschool meangirl is infinitely more pathetic and shameful than any innocuous cringe otherkin fandom blogger type ever will be and then maybe online will finally be tolerable

Vision that came to me in a dream last nite

having a body is "body horror"? okay? aint we all into monsterfucking?

What can I say really

this is literally the funniest shit ever im sorry. Grim learned about what walking was, tried to do it, failed, and just gave up for 3 days straight. Grim's just so done with everything its great