Whoever named boobs did a good job, most correctly named thing ever
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my favorite form of love is being loved without feeling like i was begging for it
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So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward
what the fuck
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you鈥檙e going to hurt people in life. it鈥檚 unavoidable. apologize and do better next time.
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Cracking open a cold one (biting necks) with the boys (butch lesbian vampires)
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we should be eating jellyfish regularly I'm not even joking
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no multi option, agonize and choose, no results option, pick one to find out or scroll onward
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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.
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it's so frustrating when you are a young person with an invisible disability and it's acting up but again it isn't obvious from the outside (AND YOU'RE YOUNG) so people won't believe your reasoning for backing out of a task
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 馃槖" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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LOOK AT SCARS ART
ITS SO PRETTY making me jealous of how good it is fr
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Garden of Hope - James Gurney (detail)
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