rambleonwithrosie
You Better Run You Little Wild Heart
Writer. Millennial. Neapolitan Fandom Madame. Off chasing the madman in a blue box and appreciating art, vintage and general chaos with way too many side blogs
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"Can I copy your homework?"
"Sure, just make sure it's not too obvious."
(affectionately teasing)
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me fending off fruit flies in the kitchen while i’m making a sandwich
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0 note flops only get funnier the more followers you accumulate, like shooting with precise aim and skill a perfectly straight line through an ever increasing line of axe heads directly into the trash
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I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.
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Daniel Radcliffe’s screentest for Harry Potter
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“I had a problem with laughing during serious scenes. For some reason, I found Dumbledore’s death absolutely hilarious. Alan (Rickman) taught me if you completely relax your face, it’s difficult to laugh so that was a good tip.“ - Rupert Grint.
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One more joke hate: You may claim to be a woman but biologically you are a featherless biped and thus a man.
Finally a good argument for why I'm actually a man
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This interview was so hilarious! They got a weird question and instantly rolled with it thinking "how do we make it into a funny bit?"
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caught yellow handed at the scene of the turmeric spilling crime
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I just wanna lay down and like have a tree grow through me
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"redemption arcs are toxic, you shouldn't try to fix someone!"
actually it is so important to me that being in community and experiencing human connection can save people. thanks
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I just think autocomplete isn't properly calibrated for medievalists.
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You should only write in present tense with extreme caution.
not because it's bad or anything but because if you do it even once you're going to be editing the bits where you shifted tenses out of your writing for the rest of your life
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The best piece of advice I ever got was not meant as advice, but as an edict. If I was going to threaten people as a joke, it had to be so far out of proportion with what happened that it would be obvious I was joking. This changed how I expressed frustration with others. It then changed how I expressed frustration with myself.
Not “I’m going to hit you” but “I am going to buy a tuna sub from the gas station and hide it under the seat of your car”
Not “I’m going to kill myself” but “I am going to walk into the desert and let the scarabs take me”
The other side then happened. When I mess something up, instead of saying it’s bad and perpetuating negative thoughts, swing hard the other way.
Not “this art is terrible” but “this shall be framed and mounted on the wall in my museum exhibition as testament to the suffering I had to overcome”
Have been doing this since high school. It was my drama teacher who asked me to please stop scaring the actors. The other half of the edict was that I had to say it in a polite tone, and end it with either please or thank you.
Life changing. 10/10 Mr Muëller. Highly reccomend.
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There are definitely caves in the Texas Hill Country (longhorn caverns to be exact)
There are cool caves in Virginia (Luray)
Epic caves in New Mexico (Carlsbad)
And generally there are really cool caves and caves aren't THAT rare... Just the US is freaking huge and you don't usually just stumble onto a cave like it's a fantasy novel and you need to liven up the plot. But they are out there
Is there a place in the world that has as many caves as video games do because I have literally never seen a cave in person before
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