so sad that in america the only options after a terminal cancer diagnosis is either to make meth or make saw traps

The apple magic mouse is the worst designed mouse I have ever seen

PRO TIP: If you’re in a fight with your partner, call them Winston Churchill out of nowhere and BOOM! You won’t be in a fight anymore.

they diagnosed me with i love you and it’s incurable

Oh nearly insurmountable urge to cancel plans as soon as you make them how I’ve missed you.

Spongebob didn’t swallow cum or eat ass or have clinical depression or any of this stuff on these memes he loved his friends and making krabby patties

yo what the fuck

people are calling what happened today in gaza “the flour massacre”

the flour massacre

these people just wanted to get food for their families, something as basic as flour, one of the things that the very core of humanity is built on, and israel used it as a trap to murder them in cold blood

evil is not enough of a word. there is not a word to describe what they are doing to palestine. they are bleeding her out, they are torturing her and crushing her and hoping that nothing is left to remember her by when they are done. how can anyone stand and watch what is being done with indifference? how can you watch this level of human suffering, this crime against life and feel nothing, do nothing

Snake or spider kitty?

I love this so much

gender is a performance and im getting heckled by those old gay muppets