"honeymoon phase" i am literally healthily insane and obsessed for the entire duration of the relationship. skill issue
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‘what’re u going to do w ur degree’ nothing. i’m going to start blowing things up
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no nuance pick one. you can elaborate in the tags.
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grabs your hand. you've had enough plot and exposition and character development lately im taking you to the beach episode
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oh gods it was parents evening again tonight..
other parents: how did you do that?
Me:do what?
Other parents: your teenager is eating a salad..
Me:i never forced him eat, now he will pretty much eat anything…except chicken casserole which we both agree is gross
Other parents:we don’t get it.
Me: our only rules are bed at eleven on a school night and don’t hack any important government agencies.
Other parents: you don’t restrict screen time?
Me: you know 95% of kids will self regulate, given the chance?
Other parents: thats not true
Me: have you tried it?
other parents:…but, now he’s reading 1984
Me: he has had a university reading level since he was 12, what am i going to do censor his reading material?
other Parents: what if he reads something you don’t approve of..
Me: i fail to see your reasoning…
Me: you know he cooks too..it’s our mother/son time, we talk about his friends…
other Parents: he talks??
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can i come over and implant false memories of us being childhood friends?
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spiderman. opinions on rhode island
your mom rhode my island last night
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