Laios, devourer of all things horrible.

i cant stop thinking of the gif of the kiwi jumping around its so funny the way that thing moves like gravity doesn’t care about it it just prances wildly and freely it falls over but it doesn’t care it just keeps moving and having fun and just keeps hopping and the party never stops it’s legitimately one of my favorite pieces of media on the internet the joy it brings me is unbridled

The divine right of kings but it's a curse

public libraries are so sick. there are five books I want to read and they're all relatively new so they're only available in hardback which is so expensive but it just cost me $0 to place holds on them. five books for zero dollars. it requires nothing but clicking a button and then going to the library to pick them up when they're ready. zero dollars. that's crazy

I love when I'm watching scifi and the doctors or scientists or whatever argue about each other's technobabble like No quantum beams won't work. You fool. You fucking idiot. As the audience I wasn't even gonna question it like damn my bad... I thought quantum beams might work

you bottle Miette??

“I’m not fortune’s fool, I’m yours.” 🩸

Snipe eel is the perfect name for that thing

I am a trainwreck of a human being but id make a good cat

The thing they don't tell you about fried egg runny yolk is that if you put it in a sandwich it will be the best most delicious thing and you can mop up the egg with the bread, but in exchange you Will get so so messy and covered in egg yolk

NBC Hannibal (2013-2015)

Laws are for schmuks any cool person would commit unspeakable acts of black magic and horror for her like come on now

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the animated lc broke me lol

all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

master post of dogs celebrating passover