I think the most humiliating object in the world is the Fleshlight sleeve warmer
Its only purpose is to slide into your fleshlight and get it to body temp. It's $30. I want to get every single man who owns one of these into one room and make them do long-form improv
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Bro why did you censor the snake's cloaca on the snake anatomy post??? It's a snake?
I didn't censor anything, what -
oh. Oh, no. That's meant to be a line to show where the tail begins. Oh no, now I look like some weird prude.
Yeah, that's meant to help people grasp the anatomy and visualize how small the tail is in relation to the torso. Not meant to be some kind of weird snake privacy screen
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I gotta vent, seeing everyone find the love of their life or soulmate while I’m sitting here alone makes me feel insecure and undesirable.
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Put me in any mainstream shonen and my special ability will be testicular torsion
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pls vote and reblog this. I'm trying to prove to my Best Friend that I'm right.
P.S. If you answer sodapop, I instantly don't trust you.
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would die for a fresh hot corn on the cob rn
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Well cyl is here again, send some suggestions folks.
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“I want to decompose in a bog” well you clearly don’t know the first thing about bogs. Clout chaser
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