The fact that girls still like guys proves that sexuality isn’t a choice
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I have the bad habit of leaving my computer on sometimes, so my dad always shuts it down because it drives him nuts. but he knows not to close photoshop without saving my drawings and this is the shit he saves them as.
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Gentle reminder not to eat too much candy before bed.
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Goodnight, gamers
*despawns*
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tbh spider-man is such a chill superhero you could ask him to escort you home bc you don’t feel safe and he’d be like ‘ok sure no sweat’ I’m sure he’d even help you with your groceries meanwhile the other avengers be like ‘the world isn’t in danger so you don’t need my help’
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anxiety brain: IM GOING TO DIE ALONE AND UNCARED FOR
the other side of my brain which is wearing a hawaiian shirt: [cracks another sparkling water] yeah probably
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Girlfriend’s mice tangle their tails when cuddling
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Mom says it’s my turn to be the cowboy
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My nips: *get really pokey out of nowhere*
Me: what is it girls? what do you see?
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